I think it's my fault that the cranberry monstrosity is in the booty. It was SO bad, I had to spend the $2.50 just to see how it behaved in the game.
And so, I subjected one of my favorite sims, Charlie Nicholson, to this dress.
The first thing I noticed was a less than neat neckline, so I zoomed in:
...which led me to look at the train:
Messy, to be sure.
Then Charlie took a walk around her house.
She first sat to wait for the date who never came (he heard she bought this dress and moved to another neighborhood):
Dejected, she wandered upstairs...
...and into the bathroom. Here's Charlie, flushing the toilet located near the door:
Finally, she had a lie down:
Soon after, she burned the dress, changed the entire house to a nice calm beige, and has been wandering around listlessly, not eating, not doing anything....she may never get laid again....
Nice, huh? The dress is...well...horrid. I uploaded it to the booty, though, because someone mentioned it might make a great horror story...that toilet picture looks a lot like blood seeping from under the door.