Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[CaptainHemloch]

As I was watching this thing, one of my friend looked over my shoulder and in a horrified voice asked me : ''What is that... is it... a person ...what the fuck? ''  

Poor girl is now in a mental hospital, scarred for life. Thanks, Carla Niven.  :x

[RaiderGirl]

*passes CaptainHemloch a bucket of rum and some industrial strength eye bleach*

[Azaya]

Could I get some eye bleach over here too, please? My God, s/he charges for that crap? How does s/he sleep at night?

[RaiderGirl]

*passes rum and eye bleach to Azaya*

[Azaya]

Many thanks. *Takes rum and bleach and goes back to lurking*

[CaptainHemloch]

It'll take more than eye bleach to erase that horror from my memories. I think I need a lobotomy. That's probably what Carla Niven's fan got to be able to appreciate her work. If you can call that shit ''work''.  

[RaiderGirl]

CN is finally accepting models for the face of 2008. My life is complete ... not. :lol:

[Azaya]

Who would be sadistic enough to subject their sims to modeling Carla Niven's, for lack of a better word, clothing?

[Paden]

The same ones sadistic enough to post her "creations" in this thread, maybe?? *runs while music from Jaws plays*

[SnarkyShark]

Who would be sadistic enough to subject their sims to modeling Carla Niven's, for lack of a better word, clothing?

Hmmm,  EA should add another option for killing off sims in the upcoming EP. You could Carla Nivenize them. Dress them up in an outrageously bad outfit and if they catch a glimpse of themselves in front of a mirror, they turn bright red, curl up and die.

(stalking the panther I am)

[RaiderGirl]

Who would be sadistic enough to subject their sims to modeling Carla Niven's, for lack of a better word, clothing?

Where's Markus when you need him?  Lotta Love needs her 15 seconds of fame!  :lol:

[sleegee]

Who would be sadistic enough to subject their sims to modeling Carla Niven's, for lack of a better word, clothing?

If someone wanted to build a torture chamber in their houses, the outfits could definitely be from CN.

Good Lawd.  Has she no couth!

[Azaya]

Who would be sadistic enough to subject their sims to modeling Carla Niven's, for lack of a better word, clothing?

If someone wanted to build a torture chamber in their houses, the outfits could definitely be from CN.

Good Lawd.  Has she no couth!

I had a torture chamber of sorts once, when playing with a mad scientist who killed people, resurrected them as zombies, and kept them as slaves in her basement. I wouldn't have subjected even the zombie slaves to CN's 'fashion'.

[AngelWT]

I've been lurking in this topic for quite some time now. Before this topic, I knew nothing of the site, or the so called designer (luckily for me eh lol). I have read through the whole topic, and killed my eyes in the process =P I cant believe someone can produce so much crap and still have a site where people visit. Its just awful stuff....

[SnarkyShark]

Before this topic, I knew nothing of the site, or the so called designer...

This is how I would describe a visit to Carla Niven's site;

It's like when you're driving and have to use the restroom and so you stop at a gas station next to an abandoned insane asylum, and the attendant looks like she might be a pre-op transvestite but you're just not sure but regardless she's wearing really bad 80's thrift shop clothing and has a really bad weave and her lip stick is smeared and she's a total bitch and tells you it’s going to cost 5 bucks to use the restroom but you're desperate so you pay and she tosses you the key and when you open the restroom door the first thing you notice is a horrid stench and then you see that the toilet is backed up and overflowing and damn! is that a dead hooker in the corner? and oh my god! what is she wearing? it looks like a Carla Niven outfit.

Yup. Just like that.