Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[Markus]

Hey...I have a question for everyone.
On CN it says to provide a list of where your model has appeared. Should I put PMBD? :lol:

[keirra]

:lol:  Probably not.

[Scurvy Wench]

Chop chop people! Get those models out on time! Carla's not gonna wait for our "purtyful" models any longer than she has too!

[Markus]

Just did it.
Can't wait to see what kind of reply I am going to get... :lol:

[Lilwen]

Discovering Carla Niven's items in the Booty: free.

Reading the Carla Niven thread at PMBD: free.

Understanding Carla Niven with descriptive text from Snarky Shark: Priceless.

That was Priceless.

[deelink]

So um... I shouldn't say PSMD for the appearance for my new model?

Okay I am going to say that she is new and wants to start out in the best agency EVA. Because, like. She has the dream.

say hello to Kit Kane. I'm posting her here first because I lost Esti (I forgot to save her properly) and Kit could totally fail on the fug part...considering I just don't put whore make-up on my sims so I don't download any.

So please fellow pirates... tell me what you think!



Be brutal. If she needs more fug, tell me where to lay it the thickest!

[Jess Maree]

Hmmm...she looks "good" but I would make it look more manly. Give it a man-like chin or something. Square-like, if you will.

Those eyebrows are freaky...looks like a botched facelife or something...

All round? Pretty "good" :wink:

Sad thing is she looks like someone I know :shock:

[RaiderGirl]

Those eyebrows are freaky...looks like a botched facelife or something...

Maybe you should arch them a bit more to have the botox surprised look. I think that would suit her.

[calalily]

deelink - you must forget all your colour coordination skills that seem ingrained into women.    Merely a bright hair does not maketh a Carla Niven sim.

Needs more weird eyes. Something that if you looked into them, you might have a seizure, or some eyes you need sunglasses to look at.  Those eyes are far too tame.  Carla likes bright, bright, bright! It cannot be "blue" it must be "brightest cyan that you can't look directly at".

And the lippy needs to be brighter.  They need to look like they wanna punch you in the face.  

[Hecubus]

Deelink, I suspect you can get that freakish eye look by using a very pale iris color...but not a grey. Something maybe iceblue or icegreen?

[Elfen Lied]

Maybe slap the laser eyes on her. We all know how much CN loves them. *shudder*

Who made those eyes anyway?

[redisenchanted]

I'd also recommend a crappy Chaz skintone. Enayla's are just too inherently nice.

[RaiderGirl]

The hair you've picked is a bit too ... normal, so maybe you can use this hair by the *wonderful* blackgarden over at TSR  :roll:

http://isc.thesimsresource.com/images/tmp/655/655709.jpg

[SnarkyShark]

Deelink, as she looks now, I just don't hate that sim enough to sacrifice her at the alter of Carla Niven's Temple of Suck. Besides the bloated upper lip she's actually kind of exotic looking.

In other words, SHE'S NOT SUCKY ENOUGH!

[Markus]

You should find some demonic eyes for her, it might help her look like more of a CN model.

Maybe make her eyebrows protrude more too. She's too beautiful.