Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[RedLove]

Here
 :cry:

Looks like the bra ya wear when ya gots the UNIBOOB. (symastia)  :shock:

[LolcatPirate]

Meatslab dress. Front page.

Thank you, Cardrew.  

[Markus]

OK. Against my better judgement I made two(yes two) Sims for CN's 2008 search. I will only submit them though if that means I don't have to join that wretched site.

Be forwarned though, these are really disturbing to look at, so if you have a weak stomach you may want to scroll down.

Here is Lotta Love:



And here is Ginger Beef:

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Awesome! It makes me want to be home so I can make some models too!
Markus these are awesome! Especially Ginger Beef... she has the most coolest name!  :lol:

[Hecubus]

Marcus, I demand you make Virginia Hamme next!

[SnarkyShark]

:lol: - Ginger Beef looks like she could easily become Carla's next top model. She has that crazed demonic look we've all come to know and expect from a Carla "Girl".

And yes, bring on Virginia Hamme!

[Markus]

Ginger Beef is definitely my fave by far, she totally looks like an evil CN model. I'm going to fix the eys on Lotta Love though.

Never heard of Virginia Hamme before, but I'm willing to simmerize her and send the file to anyone who wants it.

I tried googling her and found nothing. If anyone knows whee I can find a pic, let me know.

[aingeal]

Carla is going to love your model, Markus! ;____- <3 Ginger Beef deserves her own horror film, where she is chased through an abandoned asylum by the meatslab dress. ...or maybe the leading role should go to Carla itself.

i think Virginia Hamme was just a play on/extension of the meat theme... meatslab dress, Ginger Beef... Virginia Ham(me)

[Rose]

::falls over laughing::

Ginger Beef, ahahaha. Those are brilliant.

Okay, now I'm going to go try my hand at one.

[Markus]

Oh I get it now.
Virginia Hamme :lol:
(Wow...I need to go get more sleep, it's been a long day)

Ginger Beef is to freaky to be the protagonist in a horror story. She looks like the sort of sim who would freak out over a wire coat hanger and go on some sort of rampage in a flower garden with a machete.

Didn't even place them in my usual neighbourhood, they're stuck in Pleasantview instead. I was afraid they'd breed with my pretty Sims.

:lol:

[neriana]

Those are some seriously disturbing Sims. However, I cannot tell from the pictures if they have the requisite laser eyes.

[Saraswati]

You know the only thing you need to make them look like trannies is some seriously artificial electric blue hair? :lol:

[RaiderGirl]

Thanks Markus, my cereal is now all over my keyboard, and my two year old thinks mummy is really, really strange. I keep catching her looking at me in a concerned two year old kind of way.   :shock:

I think you should submit Ginger Beef. Lotta Love looks almost kind of ... normal. Well, too normal to be a CN model. But if Lotta was my new neighbour, I'd still keep my distance. If Ginger was my new neighbour, I'd move.  Immediately.

Edited for clarity because I've realised that when said two year old says she wants to go to the bathroom, you need to go *now*, even if mummy's in the middle of writing a post.

[calalily]

GINGER BEEF FTW!

[Alice and the Pirates]

Will it be a public voting?

If so, let's all join her and vote for Ginger Beef.