Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[Markus]

I'd love to see a Carla Niven parody site.

[goodbye_sun]

I'd love to see a Carla Niven parody site.

I thought thats what it was...(at least to us).

[Plum]

Screw a parody site!  I want to make a new Carla Niven site!  I want to be Carla Niven.  She/he/it is my idol.

[Scurvy Wench]

I can imagine Cardrew sitting in a small white room with just a computer in it. Every once and a while she smashes her hands on the keybored then throws her head back and laughs. "Those crazy pirates," She remarkes "what will they think of next?"

[RaiderGirl]

I can imagine Cardrew sitting in a small white room with just a computer in it. Every once and a while she smashes her hands on the keybored then throws her head back and laughs. "Those crazy pirates," She remarkes "what will they think of next?"

Obviously that's what s/h/it is doing, cause the website is still down. I guess they can't count as well as can't make clothes. Gotta be the longest 48 hours I've ever come across!  :lol:

[Alice and the Pirates]

Let's all hope, that those specific 48 hours will never end.

[RaiderGirl]

Gah. I think s/h/it heard us. The site's back up and -- eye bleach at the ready -- the meatslab dress is on the front page. *fills a couple of barrels of rum ready to hand out to anyone who needs it*

[Markus]

Holy shit...it is on the front page.

Now I know he reads this thread and does this to get us talking.

[Rose]

Ooh who wants to enter a crazy fugly sim for the Miss Carla Niven 2008 search with me?

[Markus]

I'm very tempted.

I'd go into hiding though if any of my sims won and went on display at CN.

That's no prize.

[Steroide]

Ooh who wants to enter a crazy fugly sim for the Miss Carla Niven 2008 search with me?

I wants!!EINZ!11!!

[RaiderGirl]

Oh god, what the fuck is December's best seller? That puke coloured monstrosity? Just when I figured things couldn't get any worse on that site, I'm always wrong.

[Hecubus]

Ah, the dress we made famous. I should send Cardrew the pictures I took last spring. LOL

[Rose]

Oh god, what the fuck is December's best seller?

Yeah... I especially enjoy the plumber's-crack pants.

And touché, Markus.

[alia]

Oh gods, I just went back to its site.  :shock:

It has new "lingerie". I think it was trying to make them sexy but failed miserably.

Cardrew, for the last time, porn does not equal sexy!

I do not recommend clicking on the links to anyone, as the pics can be harmful to your mental health.

Here and here.

The bad taste, it just hurts.
 :cry:

Edit:
Oh, I just noticed the December's best seller. Apparently it has gone back to designing hookerwear. Which would explain the "lingerie" above.