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Hmm alright guys, I am going to CC shop while I'm at work today (Hey it's Sunday and crap weather so it should be quiet in here) And when I get home I'll fix her up. I think the eyes and the jawline are the focal points for her reconstruction :twisted: Shopping for this should be fun, if anyone has any suggestions for bad eyemake up, lipstick etc, link me! I really only have nice cordinated things in my game... like Calally said... its ingrained into our DNA BTW thanks guys!
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Markus
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You should check out Glam Sim on the Booty Deelink. They have terrible stuff.
Wish now I had raided the booty for Ginger Beef. Maybe I'll get some crap from there and submit one of her daughters too.
If I see anything else truly bad I will PM you.
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Vod Kaknockers
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Maybe slap the laser eyes on her. We all know how much CN loves them. *shudder*
Who made those eyes anyway? If I recall correctly, they were made by Serasims. But I rarely recall correctly.
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'Cause beans and cornbread, they go hand in hand.
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Like Vod K. said, the eyes are by Serasims.
Perhaps you could find them in the graveyard? (That is, if you really, really, really must have them.)
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SunSun a.k.a. Shannis
I aten't dead yet.
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Valerie
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Ewwww, Gosh I'd so subscribe just to see the looks on their face.
But, no one would even want it, It's too horrible!!!!!!!ONEONEONE11111111
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Well, I got inspired so I slapped some fuggos together. Tell me what you think! Here we see the lovely miss Penny Dreadful, done up all purty for the contest! ![](http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/8207/snapshotd4b3826114b3b9cnh7.th.jpg) ![](http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2441/snapshotd4b38261b4b3b85ij3.th.jpg) And the ravenous Paula Muriel Bobette Darling! ![](http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/1488/snapshotd4b38261f4b3babgi2.th.jpg) ![](http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8813/snapshotd4b3826174b3bb4lc8.th.jpg) You can see the rest here.Are we seriously submitting these monstrosities though? Harsh ![Cheesy](http://phorum.mustnotbenamed.com/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
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Before this topic, I knew nothing of the site, or the so called designer... This is how I would describe a visit to Carla Niven's site; It's like when you're driving and have to use the restroom and so you stop at a gas station next to an abandoned insane asylum, and the attendant looks like she might be a pre-op transvestite but you're just not sure but regardless she's wearing really bad 80's thrift shop clothing and has a really bad weave and her lip stick is smeared and she's a total bitch and tells you it’s going to cost 5 bucks to use the restroom but you're desperate so you pay and she tosses you the key and when you open the restroom door the first thing you notice is a horrid stench and then you see that the toilet is backed up and overflowing and damn! is that a dead hooker in the corner? and oh my god! what is she wearing? it looks like a Carla Niven outfit. Yup. Just like that. Wow....perfect description from looking at the site and reading this topic!!
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Valerie
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Double lol @ Devilfish's post. I bet you'd win in a second and you'd get the outrageous hideous clothing ONLY AND MADE BY CARLA...I FORGOT THE LAST NAME--Oh yes Niven!!!!ONEONE111 You will all know once your eyes burn, I'd throw rum at it. "Gorgeous Entry"-Carla Niven Alright enough of my bashing ![Cheesy](http://phorum.mustnotbenamed.com/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
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SparklePlenty
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Well, I got inspired so I slapped some fuggos together. Tell me what you think! And the ravenous Paula Muriel Bobette Darling! ![](http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/1488/snapshotd4b38261f4b3babgi2.th.jpg) ![](http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8813/snapshotd4b3826174b3bb4lc8.th.jpg) You can see the rest here.Are we seriously submitting these monstrosities though? Harsh ![Cheesy](http://phorum.mustnotbenamed.com/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) I am pretty sure we are. Paula looks a lot like Janice Dickinson, Supermodel and the wicked witch in one of my favorite reality shows, Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. Quote from Janice: "Would you get those big old white titties out of the way? Jeez." I love her. And I love Paula. I hope she wins!! Here's Janice! ![](http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e306/Judfer/janice-dickinson-02.jpg)
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Those are awesome Devilfish.
I think Paula might be Ginger Beef's long lost relative. :lol:
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![](http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/8440/snapshotd4b38261f4b3bbany2.th.jpg) ![](http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2889/snapshot348fecb2f48fef7bb4.th.jpg) ![](http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/7092/janicedickinson02ij5.th.jpg) Ack! They're triplets! Oh, the Lovecraftian horror of it all... And while she looks a whole lot like that Dickinson wench, Paula is actually my idea of a younger version of Misses Crumplebottom. I kinda like how it turned out. (Think our dear Carla will catch the name? Paula Muriel Bobette Darling?) So I submitted them. I'm also an atheist now. No loving god would permit these creatures to be seen my human eyes.
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gingerrox
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She's not as, uh, beautiful as the other entries, but I think I've made quite a convincing tranny. I don't know what to call it, I can only think of normal names :oops: ![](http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/7569/carlanivenheadshotjz3.th.jpg)
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How about Brinlie Blu (from crappy baby names hall of shame). Plus - where are your eyes that look like staring directly into the sun? ![Cheesy](http://phorum.mustnotbenamed.com/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
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Visit CalalilysimsTo Hotel - never a problem - and I knew it would be a valid thing. My love to you too - come find me one day. ![Cheesy](http://phorum.mustnotbenamed.com/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
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Markus
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You could pull a Geri Halliwell and name her Bluebell Madonna.
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gingerrox
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Hmm...Bluebell Madonna is a pretty odd name, think I'll stick it with that one. I tried to find laser eyes, but which ones are they?! I looked at all the Serasims graveyard files, but the eyes looked glassy and bloodshot rather than neon. :?
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