Carla Niven must be destroyed!

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Hmm alright guys, I am going to CC shop while I'm at work today (Hey it's Sunday and crap weather so it should be quiet in here) And when I get home I'll fix her up.

I think the eyes and the jawline are the focal points for her reconstruction  :twisted:  Shopping for this should be fun, if anyone has any suggestions for bad eyemake up, lipstick etc, link me!

I really only have nice cordinated things in my game... like Calally said... its ingrained into our DNA  

BTW thanks guys!

[Markus]

You should check out Glam Sim on the Booty Deelink. They have terrible stuff.

Wish now I had raided the booty for Ginger Beef. Maybe I'll get some crap from there and submit one of her daughters too.

If I see anything else truly bad I will PM you.

[Vod Kaknockers]

Maybe slap the laser eyes on her. We all know how much CN loves them. *shudder*

Who made those eyes anyway?

If I recall correctly, they were made by Serasims.  But I rarely recall correctly.

[alia]

Like Vod K. said, the eyes are by Serasims.

Perhaps you could find them in the graveyard? (That is, if you really, really, really must have them.)

[Valerie]

Ewwww, Gosh I'd so subscribe just to see the looks on their face.

But, no one would even want it, It's too horrible!!!!!!!ONEONEONE11111111

[Devilfish]

Well, I got inspired so I slapped some fuggos together. Tell me what you think!

Here we see the lovely miss Penny Dreadful, done up all purty for the contest!




And the ravenous Paula Muriel Bobette Darling!




You can see the rest here.

Are we seriously submitting these monstrosities though? Harsh

[AngelWT]

Before this topic, I knew nothing of the site, or the so called designer...

This is how I would describe a visit to Carla Niven's site;

It's like when you're driving and have to use the restroom and so you stop at a gas station next to an abandoned insane asylum, and the attendant looks like she might be a pre-op transvestite but you're just not sure but regardless she's wearing really bad 80's thrift shop clothing and has a really bad weave and her lip stick is smeared and she's a total bitch and tells you it’s going to cost 5 bucks to use the restroom but you're desperate so you pay and she tosses you the key and when you open the restroom door the first thing you notice is a horrid stench and then you see that the toilet is backed up and overflowing and damn! is that a dead hooker in the corner? and oh my god! what is she wearing? it looks like a Carla Niven outfit.

Yup. Just like that.

Wow....perfect description from looking at the site and reading this topic!!

[Valerie]

Double lol @ Devilfish's post. I bet you'd win in a second and you'd get the outrageous hideous clothing ONLY AND MADE BY CARLA...I FORGOT THE LAST NAME--Oh yes Niven!!!!ONEONE111 You will all know once your eyes burn, I'd throw rum at it.

"Gorgeous Entry"-Carla Niven

Alright enough of my bashing

[SparklePlenty]

Well, I got inspired so I slapped some fuggos together. Tell me what you think!


And the ravenous Paula Muriel Bobette Darling!




You can see the rest here.

Are we seriously submitting these monstrosities though? Harsh

I am pretty sure we are. Paula looks a lot like Janice Dickinson, Supermodel and the wicked witch in one of my favorite reality shows, Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. Quote from Janice: "Would you get those big old white titties out of the way? Jeez." I love her. And I love Paula. I hope she wins!! Here's Janice!

[Markus]

Those are awesome Devilfish.

I think Paula might be Ginger Beef's long lost relative.
 :lol:

[Devilfish]

Ack! They're triplets! Oh, the Lovecraftian horror of it all...

And while she looks a whole lot like that Dickinson wench, Paula is actually my idea of a younger version of Misses Crumplebottom. I kinda like how it turned out. (Think our dear Carla will catch the name? Paula Muriel Bobette Darling?)

So I submitted them. I'm also an atheist now. No loving god would permit these creatures to be seen my human eyes.

[gingerrox]

She's not as, uh, beautiful as the other entries, but I think I've made quite a convincing tranny. I don't know what to call it, I can only think of normal names :oops:

[calalily]

How about Brinlie Blu (from crappy baby names hall of shame). Plus - where are your eyes that look like staring directly into the sun?  

[Markus]

You could pull a Geri Halliwell and name her Bluebell Madonna.

[gingerrox]

Hmm...Bluebell Madonna is a pretty odd name, think I'll stick it with that one. I tried to find laser eyes, but which ones are they?! I looked at all the Serasims graveyard files, but the eyes looked glassy and bloodshot rather than neon.  :?