That's not even mine. It's some impostor from Glinda's office.
I'm pretty sure your the only person I would ever think to say these things:
I could install some giant wings on a baby, then FIRE IT OUT OF A SLINGSHOT, preparing the baby from birth to become a fighter pilot.
In Malaysia no one can hear you scream.
DEATH TO WITCHY POOFS!
The wife likes to stab between the bones, to strike vital organs with finesse.I drive straight through, with a knife through the skull.
This looks like a good day to blow some things up.
Accept no Kewian-based substitutes!
I do use fire in the process of clearing the nose, yes.
Then, you take a flamer and jam it into one nostril and pull until fire comes out the other one.
Finally, you take two of them, jam them into both nostrils, and pull the triggers and watch fire come out your mouth.
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