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[oolongteadrinker]

I'm sure Evi is quite proud of those ugly sweater sets. That red scarf thing? Seriously? I wish these tsr twats would not make shit that they or anyone else wouldn't wear irl.

[Paden]

Is that a scarf? I thought someone had given him a horrid pair of tube socks and they were hanging on the sweater from static cling... And lots of people torture kids with stuff they hate. Look at the moms putting ruffled butt tights on their little girls... Yeah, it looks cute and adorable, but unless a kid is wearing diapers they whine like all hell about the lace poking them in the ass when they sit down. Been there!

[oolongteadrinker]

Is that a scarf? I thought someone had given him a horrid pair of tube socks and they were hanging on the sweater from static cling... And lots of people torture kids with stuff they hate. Look at the moms putting ruffled butt tights on their little girls... Yeah, it looks cute and adorable, but unless a kid is wearing diapers they whine like all hell about the lace poking them in the ass when they sit down. Been there!

Oh, my parents tortured me with stuff I'd never wear, too. Mostly stuff that was cute or acceptable in the old country.
As for the red thing, I think we can agree on "red fabric of indeterminate function/origin"

[Eskimo Pie]

Is that a scarf? I thought someone had given him a horrid pair of tube socks and they were hanging on the sweater from static cling... And lots of people torture kids with stuff they hate. Look at the moms putting ruffled butt tights on their little girls... Yeah, it looks cute and adorable, but unless a kid is wearing diapers they whine like all hell about the lace poking them in the ass when they sit down. Been there!

HA!HA! My sister does that to her 2 year old .Ruffled bottoms all the time! I did not think they made them for big kids tho. If they do, my niece will be wearing them!!

[Paden]

Up til size 6x. *looks innocent*

[Immortelle]

I could never understand why parents choose to abuse their kids like that.

[Paden]

*in her best Tevya voice* I can tell you why in one word: Tradition! I could do a rip on the song, but don't think now would be the best time...

[Eskimo Pie]

because it is our right as parents to drive our kids nuts. The ruffle underpants are payback for the 9 months we carried them around

[Paden]

Yeah, but maybe we ought to keep in mind that these same little twerps that we torture so badly with ruffled-butt tights will be selecting our old age homes if we can't do it for ourselves... Ya know, we could be in a royal shitload of trouble, come to think of it... yikes!!

[Scurvy Cat]

Yep, and those "cute" baby pictures of the little tyke picking its nose, or trying to eat a frog--those are to be held until sometime in the future when the teenager's boyfriend or girlfriend comes over so they can be shown for maximum effect.

Edited for nitpicky grammatical reasons.

[ChaosInAMinor]

When I was about 14 12, I brought my FIRST EVAR BOYFRIEND home to meet my mom and she immediately busted out the baby pictures. I was pretty much constantly getting into mischief as a kid, so there were a lot of embarrassing ones. My sister is about a year older than I am and my brother is two years older, so when we were 1, 2, and 3, there were a lot of "all three of them in the bath together!" pictures. Haha. I was incredibly embarrassed. At this point, I don't think I'd mind so much.

[Tabby]

 My mom used to pull out my potty training pictures. It sucked, alot. She even sent them to my school and had one of the teachers she was friends with put it up in his classroom, in an effort to get my boy crazy behind to be embarrassed (LOL!) into hiding. 

[Immortelle]

So this is the parents revenge for all the shit they have to put up with.  Right.  Now I understand.  Revenge is always good.

[SoggyFox]

My mom took pictures of me at age 0 in the nude, in a playboy bunny centerfold pose, complete with huge glasses, and sent them to my dad in 'Nam.

I didn't bring guys home until college.

[Paden]

All of my incriminating baby pics were lost in a fire when the building my sister lived in burnt. She had stolen them from my dad in an attempt to put them into an album because I was the only kid out of them all that didn't have a baby album made for them. Oh well. I do have a few, but they're pretty harmless and some are actually rather startling, to be honest. They show a little girl gazing off into space with a look of wonder on her and it makes me curious as hell as to where she got lost in the shuffle to grow up. She may be around inside somewhere, but I've not been aware of that side of me since I was that age, you know?