PIMP MY SIMS

[Jaida]

Those charts were almost funnier than my signature

[Duckie]

Um...do you guys not realize he's slammed us too?

He slammed everyone. I found it very funny. If you can't laugh at yourself once in a while, then who can you laugh at?

[Bliss]

He slammed everyone. I found it very funny. If you can't laugh at yourself once in a while, then who can you laugh at?

Everyone else. Duh.  

[Hecubus]

Pardon me. My suspicious nature is on high alert lately.

[Duckie]

He slammed everyone. I found it very funny. If you can't laugh at yourself once in a while, then who can you laugh at?

Everyone else. Duh.  

Obviously, but I was trying to be nice about it...  :lol:

Hecubus, recent events have everyone on guard.  Have some rum.

[AW]

Hec - Well you have had the escapees from the insane asylum stalking you and making up ridiculous stories.  Who wouldn't be?  Eh, blow off those bitches and don't let their rants get to you.    You're still the head wench, ax and all and just for you

[Yaardarm Monkey]

:shock:    wow armywife    :shock:

that looks like my better half when I say I want to use the computer...

imagine that look combined with "I'm NOT finished yet!"    

[SnarkyShark]

It strikes me as less of a joke and more of a statement. Something along the lines of; I'm stuck in the middle of this, leave me in peace. Solander either has achieved, or wants to achieve, a zen state of balance. Then again, my psychology 101 class could just be rearing it's over analytical head once again.

[Moune]

... nobody does understand me in the first try

Hey, that's just like me and SimPE. It never understands me in the first try ... or the second or the third, for that matter.  :?

Rum for Mama Hec. You deserve it.

ETA: Typos. One day I'll learn to do a Preview before Submitting.

[AW]

It strikes me as less of a joke and more of a statement. Something along the lines of; I'm stuck in the middle of this, leave me in peace. Solander either has achieved, or wants to achieve, a zen state of balance. Then again, my psychology 101 class could just be rearing it's over analytical head once again.

Ok. Mr. Miyagi -

[HideTheRum]

Yup, he slammed pretty much everyone. Yes it was funny, no I don't feel offended at all.

Let me just say, though, that his original message on his site, the one before he completely changed it, the one that got me and other people confused about his motives, makes much more sense now. I did say I wasn't able to instantly accept his explanations and that I needed time. Well, time got me my answers :wink:

[SnarkyShark]

Ok. Mr. Miyagi -

May you forever walk in gardens of peace and tranquility. And may your ass be forever smart.  :wink:

[AW]

Ah, you are a good master, here I have more wisdom for you to bestow:

1. Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.


2. Man who run in front of car get tired.


3. Man who run behind car get exhausted.


4. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.


5. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.


6. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.


7. Man with one chopstick go hungry.


8. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.


9. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.


10. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

[SnarkyShark]

I see I have much to learn yet. :? Until then, may you drink from the fountain of prosperity and pee puddles and puddles of bliss.

[AW]

In order to gain the understanding and align with the universe, here are more for you:

11. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

12. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

13. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

14. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

15. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

16. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

17. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

18. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

19. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

20. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

22. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

23. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

24. Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock