In order to gain the understanding and align with the universe, here are more for you:
11. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
12. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
13. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
14. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
15. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
16. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
17. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
18. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
19. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
20. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
22. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
23. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
24. Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock