Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[SnarkyShark]

That was absolutely hysterical, funkybunk. - 

[Dr House]

Eh the Asylum challenge, i read it once and was so thrilled that i started gathering things for it (furniture, clothes) and of course forgot to actually do it... I guess we'ld need an Inge's prisonner token to do it, if they're updated for FT that is.
If you manage to make the CN store, post the pics somewhere here
A run with the cizzors serial killer would make good pics *scratches chin*

Funky, i was joking; your cover is win
Since i saw C.N. 'shit i always wondered what these ugly logos are for, why would anyone want a blue short whith that ugly logo pastered on it?! Maybe to make an easy aim.

[Electriq]

LMAO. Horrible horrible crap on this site. Never heard of it before til today. I don't get how some people even have the slightest tingling sensation to make other people pay for this kind of crap they are creating. Paysites are bad as it is,  but to make people pay for this kind of junk? Hideous. 
Wonder what kind of people idiot would be subscribing to his horrible stuff weekly.
Funny person.

[CaptainChris]

Wonder what kind of people idiot would be subscribing to his horrible stuff weekly.

4 people.
Cardrews Mom/Mum
Cardrews Dad (These could very well be the same person, in a weird hermaphrodite asexual reproductive way)
Grandma with a Mastercard, locked up in ShadyPines building Cardrew dresses out of popsicle sticks
and last but not least, Cardrews dog.

[Steroide]

After reading the general crazy of Carla Niven's autobiography, I decided to give it a more suitable cover.

<snippety snip>

Am I the only one who thinks that the title fits just as well for Jan's autobiography?

[Dr House]

Totally agree

[funkybunk]

*Takes a bow* Danke. I couldn't have done it without mine and my new BFF cardrew's favorite program, Microsoft Paint. Well, if my MacBook came with something similar, I would've used that. XD Also, thanking the academy. Is gift, for you. With many gaps of love to sho how hard working for you. Donate and gift you recieve you shall.

[glasscigarette]

That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. 

[RaiderGirl]

After reading the general crazy of Carla Niven's autobiography, I decided to give it a more suitable cover.

<snippety snip>

Am I the only one who thinks that the title fits just as well for Jan's autobiography?

Could also fit Atwat's autobiography...heeeey, could this mean they're really all the same person? *shudders and grabs rum*

[calalily]

After reading the general crazy of Carla Niven's autobiography, I decided to give it a more suitable cover.

<snippety snip>

Am I the only one who thinks that the title fits just as well for Jan's autobiography?

Could also fit Atwat's autobiography...heeeey, could this mean they're really all the same person? *shudders and grabs rum*

Heaven forfend - that is too much fugliness for one lifetime!  RaiderGirl, you're avi's missing. 

[RaiderGirl]

  *oops* Thank you Calalily, I hadn't even noticed it wasn't there! As for the extra fugliness -- you're right. It was too awful to even contemplate. *passes 'round rum, cookies and rum and raisin ice cream to any offended pirates*

[TapThatBooty]

snip
Proud queers FTW

Snip snip

hey, im a proud queer, but i would NOT be caught dead wearing that shite s/h/it produces!!!! 

 

[Kragey]

hey, im a proud queer, but i would NOT be caught dead wearing that shite s/h/it produces!!!! 

Ditto. Actually, I don't think gay, blind, brainless monkeys would wear that shit.

[TapThatBooty]

i know, butmonkeys do have some fashion sense, i mean, look at the ones in the movies, they wear little jackets and hats. sure not the greatest of clothes, but, sooooooo much better than s/h/its crap 

[Yaardarm Monkey II]

monkeys do have some fashion sense
 they wear little jackets and hats
sure not the greatest of clothes, but....

along with cool red bandanas and eyepatches