Insim under new management!

[thedom]

AWW you guys!!

*huggles*

 except for you thedom cause cats give me a rash then I'm gonna have to go buy cream and stuff and it'll get all over the sheets which means MOAR LAUNDRY and then of course rash cream is a HUGE turn off so you know that means no sexy time for me, anyhoo..

Don't sweat it MissBonBon, you're fun when your pissed!!

Aww my cat is crying under that eye patch.

[EmilyTwitch]

Edit: Apparent flood of posts at the same time as mine made mine irrelevant. Darn.

[kenmtl]

GOS is I think $1 but I'd check on that just be sure you don't get ripped of, we're notorious for that.

FYI,  if you need any help I might know a Twat that's looking for a job. Apparently she's an excellent haxxor!!

[Amazone]

Chaz design look like hell. These sims would scare people away. So why not buy TSR, they seriously need a helping hand to change to the better and earn more money.

[Walt]

Alright.


So, I've decided that I will purchase Mod The Sims 2, The Garden of Shadows, and the Nuke Family servers. I'm going to replace Mod The Sims 2's ads with bright, blinking ones. As for The Garden of Shadows, I'll need to get rid of their pesky moderation staff. And a lot of the members - I was looking over there a moment ago and the place is filled with naysayers. They'll be banned, of course. I also need to place more ads for, oh, that one teen Vampire Impersonator place. Hot Topic! That's right. I should probably also order someone to make a red and black theme for it - the current one does not scream Satanism enough for my liking. The Nuke Family is going to get nuked outright. All the sites hosted therein are competition I don't need, and may cut in on profit. Since most of these places don't really need big, fancy servers and things I can run them all for next to nothing. Of course,  I'll tell everyone it costs three or four times more than it does. Profit, and all that.

Also, I want someone to get working on those modifications to the Insimenator immediately. Pay-Per-Use. I'm not sure about the Chaz Sims thing. Maybe if it were Sarah Palin or Lindsay Lohan. I also think I should talk to this Thomass man I keep reading about. He seems like a stand-up guy - someone I can learn from, as he's been in the game for a good long while. Also, someone told me that selling content for this game is illegal? If so, how is that big ol' businessman guy person keeping his business? I guess his mom lived through the depression, too.

Alright. I may or may not return - I've got some golfing to do with a lady named Anita.

[mando]

The Walt sock is NOT entertaining. 

Eh, I'm entertained enough. Of course, I've also got the flu, so take from that what you will.

Oh! And is there any way we can get Perry involved in some fashion?

[giggy]

Fake Walt is full of lulz

[thedom]

Alright. I may or may not return - I've got some golfing to do with a lady named Anita.

Ooh, her name is Anita...well I can't help but wonder, does she have a little bronish/blackish tint above her lip where a mustache may be growing? She just seems like the type...

[raebchen]

 *snip*

Alright. I may or may not return - I've got some golfing to do with a lady named Anita.

She might be easy too. I heard all she had was a fella named Tom (Tim?) since she was a youngon.

[mustluvcatz]

You pirates really aren't the sharpest hammers in the drawer, are you?

Hmmmm. Well, let's see....generally hammers aren't very sharp at all. At least your everyday, common hammer isn't. The heads are kinda blunt. Now, tools can be sharp! So, "You pirates really aren't the sharpest tools in the shed" would probably make a bit more sense....at least to someone who isn't 2 bricks short of a full load. Honestly, that last part was a joke!

[kenmtl]

N0000! Walt wait, I have boobs for the weekend!



Damn, I wish I could quit him.

[Walt]

Well, we didn't go golfing. Of course, it's 1 am, so that's likely why. However, is the Anita you may be reffering to kind of an ugly bat, with a brown smear on her nose, the name "Tom" carved into her body repeatedly, odour, greedy little eyes, and a posture not unlike that of Gollums, a la Tolkien? Because if you know her, I'd like you to know that I'm in love and we will be married on the next convenient Thursday. My typing may be off, she's across the room sucking what she can of my enormous cock.

And who is this "Perry" you mention?

[calalily]

The Walt sock is NOT entertaining. 

Eh, I'm entertained enough. Of course, I've also got the flu, so take from that what you will.

Oh! And is there any way we can get Perry involved in some fashion?

Perry is fab - but unconnected to Walt. 

And who is this "Perry" you mention?

Lurk moar to effectively troll.

[simsartgallery]

N0000! Walt wait, I have boobs for the weekend!



Damn, I wish I could quit him.

Good lord you people have me snorting and waking up the dead laughing so hard....

[HugeLunatic]

Walt when did you move?