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Yaardarm Monkey
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Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky?
« on: 2006 November 20, 00:09:36 »
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I think the answer is more than obvious now


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« Reply #1 on: 2006 November 20, 00:25:28 »
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« Reply #2 on: 2006 November 20, 00:46:18 »
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And implying he's an old fart with saggy balls is supposed to help his disposition? :lol:
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Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky?
« Reply #3 on: 2006 November 20, 00:47:09 »
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"Because life's too short, to spend it sitting on your nuts!"

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Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky?
« Reply #4 on: 2006 November 20, 01:08:43 »
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I've always found him to be pleasant enough.  Though I'm sure there's a point in every man's life...
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« Reply #5 on: 2006 November 20, 01:49:14 »
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"Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky?"
My guess is that it is his right to be that way and it is his decision to be so.
He doesn't blame it on any childhood trauma or outside influence.
Plus, he can get away with it.
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« Reply #6 on: 2006 November 20, 02:35:17 »
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I'm mean and crankly because I like to scowl. Do not feed me. My nuts are not only not saggy, but also retractable, so they can be out of harm's way when entering combat.
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Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky?
« Reply #7 on: 2006 November 20, 03:47:30 »
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Awww....that's just WRONG!  And...like a car wreck...you just can't help watching it....

"Life's too short to spend sitting on your nuts."

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« Reply #8 on: 2006 November 20, 05:51:37 »
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Aww, its okay if he cranky and mean i like my men with attitude!
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« Reply #9 on: 2006 November 20, 06:26:59 »
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Quote from: "KikiGo"
Aww, its okay if he cranky and mean i like my men with attitude!


and a man that wears a nut-bra?   :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: 2006 November 20, 06:47:00 »
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I'm mean and crankly because I like to scowl. Do not feed me. My nuts are not only not saggy, but also retractable, so they can be out of harm's way when entering combat.


Why must you put these images in my head? D:
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« Reply #11 on: 2006 November 20, 09:20:18 »
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I'm mean and crankly because I like to scowl. Do not feed me. My nuts are not only not saggy, but also retractable, so they can be out of harm's way when entering combat.


If you were to run a paysite to teach other blokes how to also retract their nuts, can you imagine the fortune you'd make?  Especially for athletes and their hooligans who participate in violent sports.  You'd put TSR to shame for certain with the sheer number of subscribers you'd likely have from the very first day!

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« Reply #12 on: 2006 November 20, 09:24:51 »
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Being mean and cranky is just Pescado's own way of enjoying an afterglow.   Some people have a cigarette, but that is less healthy.
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« Reply #13 on: 2006 November 20, 11:53:35 »
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It's because he's emo Smiley.
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« Reply #14 on: 2006 November 20, 13:04:26 »
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Is "afterglow" some kind of euphemistic term for nuclear fallout?
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