Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky?

[Yaardarm Monkey]

I think the answer is more than obvious now


 :twisted:   muaahhhh   :twisted:

[yamikuronue]

<Kor> http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=2091
<Damion> what is WRONG with you?


XD

[Aquamarine]

And implying he's an old fart with saggy balls is supposed to help his disposition? :lol:

[Yaardarm Monkey]

"Because life's too short, to spend it sitting on your nuts!"

 

[Plum]

I've always found him to be pleasant enough.  Though I'm sure there's a point in every man's life...

[lemmiwinks]

"Why is J.M. Pescado so mean & cranky?"
My guess is that it is his right to be that way and it is his decision to be so.
He doesn't blame it on any childhood trauma or outside influence.
Plus, he can get away with it.

[Pescado]

I'm mean and crankly because I like to scowl. Do not feed me. My nuts are not only not saggy, but also retractable, so they can be out of harm's way when entering combat.

[piratebitch]

Awww....that's just WRONG!  And...like a car wreck...you just can't help watching it....

"Life's too short to spend sitting on your nuts."

LMAO

[KikiGo]

Aww, its okay if he cranky and mean i like my men with attitude!

[Yaardarm Monkey]

Aww, its okay if he cranky and mean i like my men with attitude!

and a man that wears a nut-bra?   :lol:

[Solowren]

I'm mean and crankly because I like to scowl. Do not feed me. My nuts are not only not saggy, but also retractable, so they can be out of harm's way when entering combat.

Why must you put these images in my head? D:

[joe_mulcahy]

I'm mean and crankly because I like to scowl. Do not feed me. My nuts are not only not saggy, but also retractable, so they can be out of harm's way when entering combat.

If you were to run a paysite to teach other blokes how to also retract their nuts, can you imagine the fortune you'd make?  Especially for athletes and their hooligans who participate in violent sports.  You'd put TSR to shame for certain with the sheer number of subscribers you'd likely have from the very first day!

Your cremaster muscles are the master!

[Quorneater]

Being mean and cranky is just Pescado's own way of enjoying an afterglow.   Some people have a cigarette, but that is less healthy.

[mistersexylicious]

It's because he's emo .

[Pescado]

Is "afterglow" some kind of euphemistic term for nuclear fallout?