We Get Letters - A Cautionary Tale

[Lorelei]

love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

- Well someone had to say it, 90% chance you won't get it it's just a internet meme.

I got it, but couldn't figure ut what it had to do with penii.

Some of us also read ED and the Goonboards, y'know.

People were talking about penises of doom so why not the penguin of DOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

I enjoy the rewrite.

Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second - let me get this spork out of the
 way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing
 aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
 why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.
 
 I am 13 - mature for my age, however! - and I enjoy watching Invader Zim
 with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
 It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
 manners of behavior such as we possess.
 
 She behaves without order - of course - but I wish to meet more individuals
 of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."
 
 Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please
 comment freely.
 
 DOOOOOOOOOM!
 
 That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare
 thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.
 
 Yours,
 
 The Penguin of Doom.

Oh 4chan, you rascals, you.

Also? Splongcat says hello.

[Zazazu]

I took birth control pills for a month(not as a contraceptive) and when I went back to see my doctor I told her I wasn't taking them anymore. PMS sucks. I only needed to have it once to know how awful it is. I'm staying away from those damn pills.

Bad pill/person combo. I can't be on the pill anymore (benign tumor on my liver that sees extra hormones and says "Eeek! Kill it! Kill it! Save some blood for later!"). But I was for years. I found that I had to be on one specific pill or I'd have cramps and moodiness (which I don't have undrugged). My HMO at the time kept changing the formulary and bumped me to other drugs, but my doctor kept writing them letters to get exceptions made for me to have Triphasil covered.

[keirra]

My mom had open heart surgery at the age of 32.  The reason?  The combination of birth control pills and smoking.  A very lethal combination.  I got a tubal at the age of 21.

[Tchannie]

My boobs are wide apart too. :cry:

[Amazone]

Eh, I'm pretty sure you brought that one on yourself, Hecubus.  I seem to recall you whirling around your invisi-penis.   :lol:

Nooooo. It was me that got the pm. But I could not help, I'm a girl  :lol:

Yeah, that was rude! But Gwendolyn, i've felt so in love with your avatar, who's that guy?

I wouldn't mind him in an erotic pose.  :shock:

[callmeird]

In about two months I'll be out of them, and I don't have an extra $45 a month to get more.

$45?! I've never had to pay more than about $15 for the pill here in Iceland. Thank the pirate gods for health insurance as a birth right.

As for the boob discussion, I was wearing a 36C bra, then went and got measured. Now I'm 38F. :shock: Makes me wonder how many women must be wearing the wrong size, 'cause you might not notice how wrong a bra can be for you. And yeah I also have the far-apart problem, cleavage is a no-go for me. Has been since I was a B.

[Ensign EO]

I wouldn't doubt if I was.  I haven't been measured yet--it was the summer before I started high school (going to be a senior this year, so about three years ago).  Was in Hawaii visiting my mom and we went underwear shopping.  The lady at the store just looked at me and told me to try a size.

Never deviated from that size.  >.>  I don't like trying on clothes to find the right fit, so I'll wear something that doesn't fit quite right for as long as possible.  I hate shopping with a passion.  <.<

[Rae Kira]

Shopping for clothes is a lot better when you're in a store you like and you aren't with your mother. -________________________-

JC Penney = teh SUCK.

[Broomhilda]

While everyone is talking about bodies and boobies , I might as well mention I'm getting plastic surgery in a few weeks. It's NOT a boob job. :shock:  I have a ton of stretch marks and my muscles are stretched from pregnancy. I don't know why I got so tore up. I gained the normal weight, just my luck or only being 5'1 who knows? My mom is short and she didn't get any. I'm really freaking at this point and everyone is sick of me talking about it , which is why I'm writing it here. :lol:  I'm worried because DAMN I know it's going to hurt like hell. I don't mind extra weight , but I can't look at my lower belly anymore because it doesn't look like me. Here is an after pic of my docs work

[Ensign EO]

While I do have a fiery hatred for my mother, I dislike shopping unless it is for food or video games.

Even when shopping by myself I find the nearest thing that doesn't look ugly and is in my size.  Then I flee (after paying).  I don't mind just being in the store and acting like an idiot in there.  It's when I know I'm there to buy clothing or shoes do I suddenly become a screaming six year old who suddenly has lost all control of her legs.  Then you have to drag me through the store, threatening that you'll put me up for adoption and that you are very disappointed in my behaviour and I will be getting NO DESSERT tonight and I better stay out of the fucking cookies or you'll whoop me to kingdom come.

Plastic surgery scares me regardless of what it's for.  Yargh, pointy thing cutting MY skin?

[Gwendolyne]

Eh, I'm pretty sure you brought that one on yourself, Hecubus.  I seem to recall you whirling around your invisi-penis.   :lol:

Nooooo. It was me that got the pm. But I could not help, I'm a girl  :lol:

Yeah, that was rude! But Gwendolyn, i've felt so in love with your avatar, who's that guy?

I wouldn't mind him in an erotic pose.  :shock:

No problem, amazone. Here's a little bit more from the guy in my pic.



Imagine the rest yourself  :roll:

[callmeird]

While everyone is talking about bodies and boobies , I might as well mention I'm getting plastic surgery in a few weeks. It's NOT a boob job. :shock:  I have a ton of stretch marks and my muscles are stretched from pregnancy. I don't know why I got so tore up. I gained the normal weight, just my luck or only being 5'1 who knows? My mom is short and she didn't get any. I'm really freaking at this point and everyone is sick of me talking about it , which is why I'm writing it here. :lol:  I'm worried because DAMN I know it's going to hurt like hell. I don't mind extra weight , but I can't look at my lower belly anymore because it doesn't look like me. Here is an after pic of my docs work

I'm planning on having the exact same thing done. I haven't had a baby but I have terrible stretch marks from gaining 40 lbs in one year (blame the anti-depressants I was on at the time). I also have an abnormally large belleh, people ask me if I'm pregnant all the time. That picture looks really good, I would not mind having a belly like that!

Best of luck with your surgery, I can't have mine 'til I drop about 60 lbs.  

[Duckie]

O.U.C.H.

Good luck with that. That just makes me cringe. I'll keep my baby belly, thank you.  :lol:

[Broomhilda]

callmeird, I looked at every doctor from NY to florida. Some of the pictures made me wonder if a couple doctors were on drugs. This guy is good and he's in Columbus, OH. If you live near there pm me, and I'll give you his info. I'm a state away , but I've seen too many plastic surgery nightmares to not go to an experienced doctor. :shock: He is licensed every way possible, plus 15 years in practice. He doesn't overcharge and he does the surgery in a hospital, not a surgery center. I could live with the stretch marks, but it's like my skin has pulled away from whatever is under it and I have an indent in the middle. It feels wrong. I can't explain it , it's kind of like my muscles aren't over the middle of my belly. My daughter was 8lbs 12 oz , maybe she just kicked it apart.

[Lady_Grace]

alright children.. this conversation reminds me of a "little" video I saw the other day. Check it out for shits and giggles..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Svbyc87V9pg


LG