We Get Letters - A Cautionary Tale

[Hecubus]

As you know, Gwendolyne and I get a lot of PMs, many offering booty, some begging for booty, others asking questions or just generally being friendly.

However, some days we get some especially....um....friendly PMs:

i wanna see your penis  :?  :shock:      :lol:

If you really want to see our penis, click on Crammyboy's Penis.

But really. We are both women. We don't have penises. We don't know of any pay penises, and frankly, Crammyboy's is the best. Do us a favor and don't ask us for penises or any other body parts, 'kay?


EDIT: Oh, and I have an axe. Remember the Bobbitts? Whackity whack!

[Minolia]

Not even boobies :cry: I thought all the cults offered boobies.

[Captain Berg]

But you'd let ME see your penis, right? Because I'm special, right?

[fionaskye]

Hmmmm...

From now on, when referring to the person who sent you that email, I shall refer to s/h/it as "The Penis Asker".

Why?

Just cuz...

[Capucine]

How RUDE!

[liegenschonheit]

Ha! Thats nothing on what Beos gets at Insim. If you ever feel like you'd want to be sick, ask him about it sometime.

Lets just say penis demands are pretty tame.

So can we see it already?

[Clementyne]

I don't know why, but this is really cracking me up.
All those smileys maybe.  I think someone went a bit overboard on the smileys.

[Broomhilda]

That reminds me of Deadwood, they had a character they called the titlicker. :lol:  :lol:
He would leave the saloon and they would say something like "there's that degenerate titlicker" He would pay all the sallon girls to line up and he would come out wiping his mouth. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[missangelica]

Eh, I'm pretty sure you brought that one on yourself, Hecubus.  I seem to recall you whirling around your invisi-penis.   :lol:

[Gwendolyne]

Eh, I'm pretty sure you brought that one on yourself, Hecubus.  I seem to recall you whirling around your invisi-penis.   :lol:

Nooooo. It was me that got the pm. But I could not help, I'm a girl  :lol:

[MizzKitty]

Awww. Nobody ever asked to see my penis.  

[Hecubus]

Oh, all right.

Here is my penis.



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[missangelica]

Roffles!  I like how the penis of doom is very close to "your" flesh color.

[Hecubus]

I could have posted a pic of the electric blue one, but I know that I'd rather NOT have my sex partners laughing at my fake tool, yanno?

[missangelica]

I understand!  :wink: My personal penis of doom is translucent purple.  ^.~