We Get Letters - A Cautionary Tale

[Feverish]

I actually wish my butt was a little bigger. Not wider but rounder. I had a friend tell me "You know, you're the only black girl I know that has a flat butt" I was like :shock: Never been told that before.
That bitch. I miss working with her. She was fun. Nice to know she was checking out my ass though.

[Duckie]

I was born with a perfect lip and palate... Guess what God did to me to make up for it?  :cry:

Lemmiwinks has an anti-penis...   :shock:  :lol:

[lemmiwinks]

I was born with a perfect lip and palate... Guess what God did to me to make up for it?  :cry:

Lemmiwinks has an anti-penis...   :shock:  :lol:

At least I learned to be creative with it!  :wink:

[Broomhilda]

Or a guy with a small dick who doesn't try to jackhammer you to overcompensate the fact that he comes up a little short.

Oh , I been there and understand, wonder how in the hell those guys keep a girlfriend. :?

My personal penis of doom is asleep in the next room. :lol:

Feverish , I'm glad I'm not the only one that wants a bigger ass. I want to knock stuff over when I walk by.

[SnarkyShark]

I just can't stop looking at Hecubus's penis. It's so......curvy. I think I wish mine did that but I'm not sure. :?

[Zazazu]

BionixWV:  You're married.  No one wants to hear about your ding dong.

I'd like, for once, have a guy say, "Yeah, I have a small dick but I know how to work it!"  Big pennor doesn't mean you have any sexual skill.

Seriously. Big dicks scare me. Like, a lot. All my boyfriends had smaller-to-normal ones, and I was quite happy....with all but one. But that was the guy, not the dick.

[MizzKitty]

lol, prefer sorta averageish myself. Mostly because I'm a small person and if ya try and go in too far it bloody well hurts!  

[Alphess]

Oy, long dicks are lame, unless you're into having your cervix smashed into. I'm not into that myself.  :x  
It's all about the girth. If I could find a guy with a 3 inch dick that was nice and thick, I'd be in heaven....

[Broomhilda]

Too bad most men believe those stupid ass extenze commercials with the porn sluts talking about how EVERY woman wants 12 inches. :roll:  I wish I could reach through the screen and whack them in the head with a baseball bat.  :lol:

[Frank]

Or a guy with a small dick who doesn't try to jackhammer you to overcompensate the fact that he comes up a little short.

Oh , I been there and understand, wonder how in the hell those guys keep a girlfriend. :?

My personal penis of doom is asleep in the next room. :lol:

Feverish , I'm glad I'm not the only one that wants a bigger ass. I want to knock stuff over when I walk by.

Like the characters "J-ello" from "Date Movie", or that big assed robot from "Robots" kinda big?

[Jojoba]

I can see this thread turning into a PMBD orgy fest  :lol:  :lol:

[Broomhilda]

I don't know, enough to make people say DAMN that's a big ass!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

[cheekylilgirl]

That penis in the photo was very 'interesting looking'... LOL

I prefer a rounded tushy that knocks things over than a flat one anyday.. and since the subject was penises.. average rules in my opinion.

[Hecubus]

Asses: you can have some of mine. Really. I'll gladly give up some of the badonka in my butt.

Curvy penises: great for toys, odd for flesh. You can envy mine, though...it doesn't get in the way and it always stays hard. And it's never hairy.

Girth: At some point, too wide is too wide.

Length: At some point, too long is too long.

Conclusion: there's a reason the average penis is just under 6 inches erect.

I do recall seeing a 'behind the scenes' flick with some porn stars from the late 80s, and they talked about the 'novelty' of schlongs like Ron Jeremy's, but that they were more than satisfied, and actually happier, with average sized penises. One (Ginger Lynn, maybe?) rather complained that too much hurt, and there were times she was just too sore/bruised to work.


This thread is killin' me...I don't know what I thought would result when I posted that PM Gwendolyne showed me, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't this! Too funny.

[Bigtruckgirl]

I actually wish my butt was a little bigger. Not wider but rounder. I had a friend tell me "You know, you're the only black girl I know that has a flat butt" I was like :shock: Never been told that before.
That bitch. I miss working with her. She was fun. Nice to know she was checking out my ass though.

My husband worked with a lady much like you, she was absolutely beautiful and elegant, tall and thin... BUT.... no booty. She also got teased (good natured) like your friend did you, my husband would always take up for her and call her our Nubian Princess. So next time someone says that to you just tell them you need no booty, you are a Nubian princess and BTG said so.  :wink:

Girth: At some point, too wide is too wide.

Length: At some point, too long is too long.

Conclusion: there's a reason the average penis is just under 6 inches erect.

Words of wisdom Hecubus.