If Pescado ever actually procreated...

[liegenschonheit]

I'd imagine his son to be a little bit like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHop86LuOFg

[Frank]

Ok, now we need to start a "Pescado vasectomy" fund drive here as well,lol.

[evilragdoll]

It took me some time to realize that the older brother wasn't talking to himself, but to his lil brother. What a manly voice for such a small child!
Back to the subject, I really have nothing productive to say. Perhaps we need Pes procreating, so our kids can have their mods for Sims 2100; :lol:

[mando]

Hmm, I always imagined that Pescado's children would have beards, even the girls.

[Yaardarm Monkey]

that was a funny story   :lol:

[Pescado]

Doesn't much resemble anything related to me at all. The "Daddy, why don't you love me?" gambit gave it away. It would simply never occur to us to ask such a question. What is this "love" you speak of? And would not the lack of any for you be explained by "You are the lowest form of life on Earth! You are not even human fucking beings!"? Honestly, I've never even thought about it. As far as I'm concerned, "love" is one of those strange alien concepts that has no place in my psychopathic worldview.

[mando]

Yeah, I can see it now. No love, but a group of bearded children shooting their enemies in the kneecaps. Or would it be more like the kids in Children of the Corn...so many horrifying possibilities...

[Capucine]

Much lolage at the hot-tub scene!

Doesn't much resemble anything related to me at all. The "Daddy, why don't you love me?" gambit gave it away. It would simply never occur to us to ask such a question. What is this "love" you speak of? And would not the lack of any for you be explained by "You are the lowest form of life on Earth! You are not even human fucking beings!"? Honestly, I've never even thought about it. As far as I'm concerned, "love" is one of those strange alien concepts that has no place in my psychopathic worldview.

So you've never even had to impersonate a human before?

[Pescado]

So you've never even had to impersonate a human before?

Not quite like that, no. More importantly, it's too alien of a behavior for me to think of as being an evil plot. I'd certainly come up with the herpes thing, and maybe even the mimes, but never the "daddy" thing. On SEEING it, I can logically see how it would WORK, but I'd never have thought of that on my own.

[Surelyfunke]

I've offered my uterus countless times...

[Tchannie]

Pescado + kids = scary genetical mistake for the rest of us :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

[Pescado]

I've offered my uterus countless times...

Yes, but you're not my type. You are too Surelyfunke. You can't kill a man in 30 different ways with only your thumbs. You haven't ever killed a man at all. In fact, those pesky exes of yours are still alive. You should have killed and eaten them.

[Rovam]

Yes, but you're not my type. You are too Surelyfunke. You can't kill a man in 30 different ways with only your thumbs. You haven't ever killed a man at all. In fact, those pesky exes of yours are still alive. You should have killed and eaten them.

So basically, your ideal partner would be a preying mantis with especially deadly thumbs? *squick* D:

[Hecubus]

I've rather imagined her as a cross between Lucy Lawless and the chick Charlize Theron played in "Monster".

[Capucine]

I've offered my uterus countless times...

Yes, but you're not my type. You are too Surelyfunke. You can't kill a man in 30 different ways with only your thumbs. You haven't ever killed a man at all. In fact, those pesky exes of yours are still alive. You should have killed and eaten them.

Blast it! My training was in killing men with my buttocks, not thumbs. If only I had taken that course instead! Looks like I am not the woman for Pescado either. :cry: