Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[Tchannie]

Ooopsiiies!!! It wasn't my fault!! I pwomises!! *sticks out pouty lip, eyes fill*

lol, it was my ineptitude; I thought I edited it out.  :oops: It didn't mean anything. :lol:  :wink:  
Aawness, werewolves are cool. ^^ It's a shame you don't want to be a pirate ninja vampire brain-eating zombie werewolf from hell... :lol:

[Captain Feathersword]

So Blue, when do we get the dirt on Cardreck?

edit: bugger

[Captain Berg]

'zactly!
Helloo-o, you do realize some of us don't have lives of our own?   :x Gimmegimme!

[Doursim]

I saw that she had uploaded some DELIGHTFUL eyecandy yesterday at Bines Revue...  But I can't get into her site to nab the image :'O

[Tchannie]

Aww!!! I wanna make fun of the crappy outfits!!! ^^^^^

Cardreck or Carwreck? lol! ^^^

'zactly!
Helloo-o, you do realize some of us don't have lives of our own?  Gimmegimme!

I wanna know too...*whinges*

[Tchannie]

Anyone seen the latest pile of shit?
At least the boobs aren't hard any more.
And s/h/it forgot to colour in the front stripes!!
Even more so, I think s/h/it got a 5-year-old to crayon the colour in the stripes. The colour doesn't always reach the sides, and it has gaps everywhere.
It's awful!

EDIT: Another thing--has anyone seen that allegedly there's 8 entries to the Miss Carla Niven 2007 contest? Who in their right minds would do that?
None of the models are at all pretty, anyway. They all look like slappers who just got their faces punched in.

[rocket]

But wait! If you act now for the low, low price of 6.99 you too can be the proud owner  :shock:  of all this and more. Yes, it's the 48 hour super sale at Carla Niven.
Phone lines are open but you'd better hurry because at midnight 1/14 this offer will self destruct.

[keirra]

I saw that lovely outfit.  How long does something like that take to create? :roll:   I just discovered this lovely site thanks to this thread.  Amazing stuff.  *runs to Carla with purse open* :oops:

[swashbucklingchicken]

Oh my! 6.99! Wow! :lol:

My conclusion is that Carla Niven is, indeed, a drag queen. Or a nerd...living in a basement, taking stuff from good sites, opening the files in Paint, slapping paint and glitter on them, fuglying them up, then putting them on.

And when his/her plan backfires, he/she offers a one month subscription for only $14.99! Wow!

 :roll: Pssh. What an idiot. I believe we'd shame the precious stash of booty by sticking his crap in there.

[OneEyedWillie]

Ooo here's a thought....Have openlegs Jack and shit been introduced?

[torque]

Ooo here's a thought....Have openlegs Jack and shit been introduced?

No, but they'd be a match made in heaven.

I'm so going to wear that next summer. Carla being a famous fashion designer and all.

[Tchannie]

lol @ Will! But shit would have to be male, coz we all know openlegsjack prefers three legs.
Torque, you're right. Coz it's, like, the lastest in hawt fashion couture. We have to so, like, get, like, matching outfits from Carla Niven's supercool fashion line! :roll:
Keirra: oh yeah. We wanna shell out, don't we!!
Rocket: $6.99!! It's soooo cheap!!!!111oneoneleventyone It's like sooo affordable!!!!111oneone I'm soooo upset that the special offer self-destructed this morning. *mockcries* :cry:
Chicken: I think that's exactly it. And nobody on this site has the little self-respect needed to fork over cash for this crap.

[jesserocket]

Ooo here's a thought....Have openlegs Jack and shit been introduced?

No, but they'd be a match made in heaven.

I'm so going to wear that next summer. Carla being a famous fashion designer and all.

I won't. But only because she divorced rock star Wolf Graza, that jade harlot.

[swashbucklingchicken]

I think that's exactly it. And nobody on this site has the little self-respect needed to fork over cash for this crap.

Very.

And even me, the one who kills, tortures, probes, his sims...won't shame them into wearing crap like that.

I mean, giving away $15 to Carla Niven, is like giving away our Dignity to Goopy GilsCarbo. :lol:

[Tchannie]

I think that's exactly it. And nobody on this site has the little self-respect needed to fork over cash for this crap.

Very.

And even me, the one who kills, tortures, probes, his sims...won't shame them into wearing crap like that.

I mean, giving away $15 to Carla Niven, is like giving away our Dignity to Goopy GilsCarbo. :lol:

That was brilliant. I agree! ^^^