Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[Electricstatic]

She's obviously got a big boob fetish. I mean, just look at her sims... Hideous.

I'm in French class and I was looking at the swimsuit section -- not a good idea. Holy crap those knockers are huge.

[swashbucklingchicken]

I think I figured it out!!! Carla wants your monies because shit wants BREAST IMPLANTS!!!  

Oh
em
gee!

Y3s!11113483620476 dat iz s0 truuuu

And that also might explain her fetish for gargantuan breasts on her sims. It just might.

[Steerpike]

Oh man. I think your theory is right.
Don't EVER go into the lingerie section.
It's just.....I feel a little faint.

http://www.carlaniven.com/Lingerie/L_Ni_PP.jpg

How? and why?

[MMEStalker]

http://www.carlaniven.com/Lingerie/L_Ni_PP.jpg
How? and why?

Both good questions. I'd laugh if I could stop crying. I have to be honest, the size of the breasts was the last thing I noticed after the crappy underwear itself and the black triangle masquerading as a shoe.

[Aquamarine]

Oh man. I think your theory is right.
Don't EVER go into the lingerie section.
It's just.....I feel a little faint.

http://www.carlaniven.com/Lingerie/L_Ni_PP.jpg

How? and why?

Oh my fucking god, that shoe.

brb, carbombing

[Steerpike]

Oh my fucking god, that shoe.

It reminds me of that woman from the James Bond films, who had knives that came out of her shoes. Maybe that's the look she's going for?

[jesserocket]

Well, then obviously those shoes have an excellent practical purpose, for all their ugliness. But what's the excuse for the extreme front-wedgie that poor balloon-chested model is heading for?

[Noodles]

I don't know what frightens me more, the fact she thinks this stuff looks good, or the fact she charges for it  :lol:

[jesserocket]

I don't know what frightens me more, the fact she thinks this stuff looks good, or the fact she charges for it  :lol:

It all goes towards to rich web of shite that is Carla's Insanity.

[Steerpike]

DUE TO THE OVERWHELMING RESPONSE WE RECEIVED ON OUR SUPER SALE, WE ARE GOING TO EXTEND IT FOR TWO MORE DAYS

So, that'll be mum, gran, gran's dog, the senile uncle....

[alia]

I don't know what frightens me more, the fact she thinks this stuff looks good, or the fact she charges for it  :lol:

Actually, what frightens me the most is its image of what women should look like and how they want to dress.

 

[OneEyedWillie]

:shock:

[swashbucklingchicken]

All the money goes toward therapy. And s/h/it's food. Good 'ol relatives are always willing to help out the mentally disturbed nephew/neice/grandson/granddaughter/son/daughter.

Yeah, front wedgie and bulging bosom...Carla Niven sure knows how to make a sim look slutty - no, that's past slutty. :shock:

[Soup Parrot]

Hmmm what do we know about Nivan, sure its not a guy? Not trying to offend the guys here, but in the poser world, it seemed the ones that wanted huge breasted women were the men. I mean her breast are small compared to poser stuff, pornographers use poser. there are special packages at Renderosity for breast enhancement morphs and all. SO, I find it hard to think its a woman. (I mean girls do you go into your CAS and worry about your Females anantomy), I dont shes either fat or skinny, I concentrate more on her face and hair, eyes that jazz.

[jesserocket]

Hmmm what do we know about Nivan, sure its not a guy? Not trying to offend the guys here, but in the poser world, it seemed the ones that wanted huge breasted women were the men. I mean her breast are small compared to poser stuff, pornographers use poser. there are special packages at Renderosity for breast enhancement morphs and all. SO, I find it hard to think its a woman. (I mean girls do you go into your CAS and worry about your Females anantomy), I dont shes either fat or skinny, I concentrate more on her face and hair, eyes that jazz.

Actually, I'm fairly sure Miss Carla is a chap...*nods*