NEVAR FORGET! BLUESOUP HAS FAILED US DAY 2009 COMING SOON!

[LynnMar]

 I don't know her or what she did but if JM says she has to be burned or tortured I have to go with him because secretly I am in love with him.        

[mustluvcatz]

Usually, you'd be poked at and macroed for necromancy- which is making a post in a thread that hasn't had any replies for over 30 days. Usually, that's only allowed if the poster is adding new information that makes a difference.

HOWEVER, since you'd admitted that you're secretly in love with him which to me is new information that makes a difference, I. for one, will let it slide. (I can't make any promises about what anyone else will do though.

[keirra]

*keirra pokes the n00b with a stick

WTF? Seriously? 

If you're in love with Pescado you really need to read more of his posts.

[pinkyfriend]

whacks n00b repeatedly with BIG stick

And that's all I have to say about that!

[Scurvy Cat]

I think they have shots for that now.  Srsly, check it out.

[Paden]

I advise professional help and many beatings with a hammer. Seriously? Read the damn FAQ, STFU and LURK MOAR, idiot. That is all. *calls out loudly* Who let the sheep in?!

[Immortelle]

*cheerfully joins in with n00bwhackingfest*  LynnMar you have postphailed in so many ways.  Firstly, you have committed the most heinous crime of necromancy, for that you must be severely beaten with a stick. Secondly, you have called Pescado JM.  He may be known as JM on Maty and many of the other sites I have noticed that he haunts, but here he is called simply Pescado.  Thirdly, you have professed your your love for the man (or thing - I have trouble figuring that one out )

Lurk a little more, and make some slightly more intelligent posts to prove to us that you have brains before you start doing crazy assed posts like that one.

[calalily]

I have to go with him because secretly I am in love with him.        

This bit - not true - you just declared it to the world.  But if you love Pescado, you're obviously nuts - so go with it.

[mustluvcatz]

Oh, come on guys!! LynnMar needs compassion, not POKING! Can you imagine what would happen if she pronounced her not-so-secret-anymore-love-for-Pescado at MATY?? She obviously felt safe telling us about it. We're known all over the internet to be nicer than those at MATY. And what do you all do? Poke and whack at the n00b. Sheesh. Meanies. 

Fake edit: According to what I just read she's 60?? So you all were poking and whacking a GRANNY?? You're worse than mean- you're all EBIL!!

(Just so's ya know-  - totally kidding around here!)

[Anyerfillag]

I don't know who I feel more sorry for; do I feel sorry for Pes cause he's got a granny stalking him and declaring her love or do I feel sorry for a granny who has the hots for Pes and needs some meds stat.

Both are equally as bad...

[Immortelle]

Ooooh, look out Cal.  I think you got some competition

[neriana]

Oh, come on guys!! LynnMar needs compassion, not POKING! Can you imagine what would happen if she pronounced her not-so-secret-anymore-love-for-Pescado at MATY??

Some of the nastiest people at MATY are not-so-secretly in love with Pescado.

Anyone who is in love with him does deserve compassion, though. And a straightjacket and a padded cell.

[calalily]

I don't know who I feel more sorry for; do I feel sorry for Pes cause he's got a granny stalking him and declaring her love or do I feel sorry for a granny who has the hots for Pes and needs some meds stat.

She's age appropriate at least, yeah?  And Pescado is his own kind of crazy - so it's a love match.

Ooooh, look out Cal.  I think you got some competition

She wins - I'm happy.

[Witchboy]

I don't know her or what she did but if JM says she has to be burned or tortured I have to go with him because secretly I am in love with him.        

Rohina? Is that you?

[minionsRmine]

I don't know her or what she did but if JM says she has to be burned or tortured I have to go with him because secretly I am in love with him.        

Rohina? Is that you?

ROFLMBO WB, you are full of win.