PMBD Baby Roast

[Darqstar]

But we *DO* make you sell your soul!

Yes, but souls aren't really worth much anyway. 

I am looking forward to the annual baby roast.  I still haven't gotten my invitation.

[Paden]

Y'all ain't getting mah cheezy poofs.

[Pescado]

I am looking forward to the annual baby roast.  I still haven't gotten my invitation.

That is because we have yet to find a faffy artiste to make us a sim-baby-roaster, and with the age of TS2 drawing to a close, it's a bit late for that.

[calalily]

I am looking forward to the annual baby roast.  I still haven't gotten my invitation.

That is because we have yet to find a faffy artiste to make us a sim-baby-roaster, and with the age of TS2 drawing to a close, it's a bit late for that.

I'll make it if you mod it.

[Darqstar]

I am looking forward to the annual baby roast.  I still haven't gotten my invitation.

That is because we have yet to find a faffy artiste to make us a sim-baby-roaster, and with the age of TS2 drawing to a close, it's a bit late for that.

I'll make it if you mod it.

I'll make a texture and do a bunch of recolors.

[Dina D]

But we *DO* make you sell your soul!

You have to have one to sell one....

[Kragey]

Would this object just be for our viewing pleasure? Or would you be able to roast actual Sim babies?

[Pescado]

I derive no pleasure from mere viewing. It must therefore be functional. And actually roast babies. Furthermore, the timetable for baby-roasting is limited. We have about 2 weeks if we want this to make it to the MTS2 challenge, and not much longer if we want to make it while TS2 is still relevant. I suggest those SERIOUSLY interested therefore coordinate live in #grah, as forum response times are far too slow to get anything done in a timeframe which amounts to "yesterday".

Here's the basics:
1. We need an object mesh, probably animateable, that allows a baby to be placed upon it. A crib-type object is probably a good starting base.
2. It then needs to animate with roasting. Fire effects are easily attachable if a slot is provided for it, someplace below the roasting surface.
3. We must then have a "roasted" baby serving platter, which functions as a custom food-like object from which sims may draw forth plates of roasted baby.

Naturally, I can code all this if someone can mesh, texture, and animate it. But it has to happen soon!

[calalily]

I'm out if it's grah thingie. I don't do chat.

[mustluvcatz]

Ya'll are some seriously scary people sometimes.    I prefer cheezy poofs myself- even walked a mile each way to the gas station tonight to get some.     Ok, ok, I got more than that, but I made sure I got my poofs!

Also, someone should warn peoples when they move something. I thought I was losing it, I knew I'd seen this before. Then I realized someone (Pescado?!) moved it from one thread to it's own. Don't do that! 

[Pescado]

I'm out if it's grah thingie. I don't do chat.

Yeah, well, considering that the response times on a forum run in the minutes-to-hours-or-more range, it's not exactly a suitable venue for coordinating anything.

[calalily]

I'm out if it's grah thingie. I don't do chat.

Yeah, well, considering that the response times on a forum run in the minutes-to-hours-or-more range, it's not exactly a suitable venue for coordinating anything.

I agree - I just can't give my life into chat.  It's a time waster for me, and leads to badness. 

[Pescado]

I'm not sure "showing up to coordinate one project" counts as "giving your life to chat". As an example, this conversation could have been completed in about 5 seconds using a real-time channel instead of a forum.

[calalily]

I'm not sure "showing up to coordinate one project" counts as "giving your life to chat". As an example, this conversation could have been completed in about 5 seconds using a real-time channel instead of a forum.

Installing stuff like that inevitably leads to how about I check this today, and the next 9 hours magically disappear.  So I don't do it at all because I know I'll be tempted.  And while this may have taken 5 seconds in chat, I have used this time productively elsewhere.

[Pescado]

Installing stuff like that inevitably leads to how about I check this today, and the next 9 hours magically disappear.  So I don't do it at all because I know I'll be tempted.  And while this may have taken 5 seconds in chat, I have used this time productively elsewhere.

Huh? Check WHAT? There's nothing to check. Did you spend your time "productively" thinking of utter nonsense, Stupid Calalily? Because that's what it LOOKS like.