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[Hannahg]

I'm sorry but someone who wears the same jeans everyday, there is no way to be nice or polite. YOU STANK would be the most polite I could've been  .

[Feverish]

There really isn't a nice way to tell someone they have poor hygiene. In the long run, telling him is less uncomfortable than having to smell his stinky ass all day everyday. Maybe you should tell a supervisor/boss to speak to him about it. They won't tell him it was you who complained. At least they're not suppose to.

[deelink]

Everyone knows he stinks. Everyone. One of my bosses says he can't really tell. But everyone else does.
He's been told to deodorise but he doesn't...

I want to do it nice only because he's really emo and cries like a little bitch over the smallest nudge towards reality.
I honestly can't understand that generation of babied emos... it's insane.

[pickles]

Maybe give him a pair of clean pants?
And offer to take his and burnwash them?

[kenmtl]

I'm sorry but someone who wears the same jeans everyday, there is no way to be nice or polite......

Hey, you, I resemble that remark! Actually I own 3 pairs and they're on rotation (usually) I do not stink, I shower everyday, I just happen to not enjoy shopping and a good pair of jeans that make your butt look good from all angles is hard to find. Besides, I haz a look, it works, why fuck with it.

deelink you could try just giving him a little pet name see if he picks up on it. Like "Hey Stinkosis, wassup dude" or "Yo FunkNasty, got any toner?" or "Bonjour M. Le Pew, how was your weekend, did ya get any?" yanno something subtle like that. That's what I'd do, but that's just me.

[calalily]

deelink you could try just giving him a little pet name see if he picks up on it. Like "Hey Stinkosis, wassup dude" or "Yo FunkNasty, got any toner?" or "Bonjour M. Le Pew, how was your weekend, did ya get any?" yanno something subtle like that. That's what I'd do, but that's just me.

Please, please do this deelink.  And return here with the lulz. 

[Anouk]

"Wash or die" usually helps too.

[deelink]

PMBD is being really evil to me today. It won't let me edit any of my posts, so I will try to keep this one short and less offensive sounding. *clears throat*

He didn't stink today. Apparently one of my closest friends, who also works with me, was less than subtle in her approach. She told me today she kept spraying the area he was working with heavy duty air freshner. Something must have sunk in, because I walked past him today and he said to me in this really bright voice "My washing machine is fixed!" to which I replied "It was broken for a year? Mr Pew?" he blinked and the HEAD HONCHO was right behind me. I didn't know.
I sighed and said "Forget it, it was mean. Good to hear it dude" and kept walking.

As I opened the door I could hear giggling behind me, so I turned and saw the CEO of the shop, laughing his ass off. Emoboy scurried off red faced.

The End.

Thanks Ken!

[OceanbornAngel]

As I opened the door I could hear giggling behind me, so I turned and saw the CEO of the shop, laughing his ass off. Emoboy scurried off red faced.

 

[Zazazu]

he said to me in this really bright voice "My washing machine is fixed!" to which I replied "It was broken for a year? Mr Pew?" he blinked and the HEAD HONCHO was right behind me. I didn't know.
I sighed and said "Forget it, it was mean. Good to hear it dude" and kept walking.

I'm sorry, but there's such a thing as a laundromat. I hate doing laundry, and I shower at least once a day (two days out of the week on average I'll take two showers...I have oily hair/skin, and I hate being sweaty). I do wear the same pair of work pants three days in a row, but I'm clean, I only wear them to the office. I don't have a dirty job. I have people I've told to let me know if I smell because my sense of smell is almost never functioning and I trust them.

[Anouk]

I can't live without showering every day. On working days I shower twice. I'm a nurse, I'd feel grossed out to touch anything at home before taking a shower.
I read something in a paper that showering twice a week is pretty normal for alot of people in Europe, especially for 50+ people. They just do the rest at the sink.

[keirra]

I can't live without showering every day. On working days I shower twice. I'm a nurse, I'd feel grossed out to touch anything at home before taking a shower.
I read something in a paper that showering twice a week is pretty normal for alot of people in Europe, especially for 50+ people. They just do the rest at the sink.

You're a nurse? All the chats we've had, and I never knew that! I guess I thought your job was making me pretty stuff for my sims. I'm kidding, of course. I did think you were a full time student, though.

Oh, Noukie, I hardly know thee. 

[Yaardarm Monkey II]

Noukie, are you like the nurses from Carry On Doctor?

Ya know like the Matron (Hattie Jacques)
.....or the blonde one  (Barbara Windsor) ?

 

[Pescado]

Oh don't even joke about not bathing....I have to deal with people who honestly believe that unless they see lice crawling on their body, they won't even BEGIN to think about personal hygene. It's so fucking disgusting.

Excessive bathing weakens the immune system and is a mark of the soft and weak. Plus it is that much harder to damage me when you have to chop your way through an armored layer of encrusted grime.

[deelink]

Oh don't even joke about not bathing....I have to deal with people who honestly believe that unless they see lice crawling on their body, they won't even BEGIN to think about personal hygene. It's so fucking disgusting.

Excessive bathing weakens the immune system and is a mark of the soft and weak. Plus it is that much harder to damage me when you have to chop your way through an armored layer of encrusted grime.

All I can say to that Pes is... thank god I can't smell you through the internet