Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.

[Kiraly]

It's still an issue of who in the hell wants massive jingle bells going off right above their ears all the frickin' time, yanno?

Well, to defend CLAMP, the people who invented that jingly bell hair, the character is a robot-thing and wouldn't care.

I'm not saying it's not ridiculous, because it is. At least it's not one of her pay items. And I still don't get why it ever needed recolors other than black, dark blue and elder gray.

[Tanyuu]

Yet another object from the free part of TSR that was just too bad to not post here:



And no, this wasn't meant to be a stuffed toy. Creepy textures aside, it's like they've never seen a horse lay down.

[Ashbashtus]

I just shuddered. What the hell!?!

*edited because Ashbashtus can't spell on Sunday mornings.

[Dr House]

What the fuck is that shit supposed to be? Deco from hell? That's really damn awful and creepy

[Paden]

Maybe it's Jason Vorhees's favourite stuffed toy that he slept with as a child? If so, that explains quite a good deal about why he was so damn disturbed.

[Austere]

Uh, what the hell. My sims already act as if there's a gas leak somewhere. Imagine if I put this in my toddlers' rooms. o_O

And horses don't lie down unless they're having a baby, I think. And even if they do, no animal lies down like that.

Kinda reminds me of the Ken dolls and the trouble we had getting them to sit at a table without kicking the thing over because their damn legs wouldn't bend.

[Pescado]

And no, this wasn't meant to be a stuffed toy. Creepy textures aside, it's like they've never seen a horse lay down.

That is because they never do, unless something has gone horribly wrong with them.

[Paleoanth]

Not true.  Some horses lay down to sleep or lounge in the sun.  While it is not something all horses do, it doesn't necessarily mean anything is wrong.  My parents have four and one always lays down to sleep.  However, I have never seen a horse lay down like that, even if there is something wrong with them.

[boxface]

I'd like to steer your eyes to this pair of new pants here.
I don't know about you, but to me this looks like a giant cameltoe. But that might just be me  




Greda has been up to some hair fun (=







This is supposed to be Taylor Swift . _ .

[Paden]

After growing up around horses, I can say I've never seen one sit/lay down like that. Plus, the more I look at the equine anatomy books that I got for art class years ago, the more I'm convinced that they just ain't built to sit/lay down like that. They do lay down, but not like a rag doll kind of thing. That kind of thing would be something to call a vet in about!

[Scurvy Cat]

It looks like whoever made it found a 3-D model of a toy unicorn and tried to pass it off as a full-sized type.  But what do I know?  I'm only philodendron.  (Points for IDing the reference.)

[Paden]

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, methinks. Don't panic, it's one of my all-time best-beloved books to read.

[Moune]

Paden and Paleo are right. Horses do lie down - some of the quite a lot even. But definitely not that way. That's the way dogs, cats and sphinxes lie down. Right pose, wrong animal so to speak.

[Miikan]

Two moar cuties for you:


These are supposed to be donkeys... well, from hell?
And yes, they're made by the same person.

[Moune]

Okay, now that last donkey is seriously sick.

I'm not kidding. That pose is symptom of a serious disease. I only know the Danish term for it, but Google translation tells me it's called Laminitis. It's what happens when horses and donkeys seriously overeat. It's bad and if not treated can be completely debilitating.

Do a quick Google Image search on laminitis and you'll see I'm not joking. Then go and download and enjoy having a sick donkey in your game.  (As if ... )