Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.

[SnarkyShark]

*Anyone know how long Evi's been around?

Not sure specifically. But generally speaking, she has been around waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa -  - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long.
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I'd like to know what exactly the insaniacs who download Chaz fug-celebrities do once they have them in their game. Fulfill their ambition of becoming the ultimate stage mother? Practice their stalking techniques?

[Qing]

I'd like to know what exactly the insaniacs who download Chaz fug-celebrities do once they have them in their game. Fulfill their ambition of becoming the ultimate stage mother? Practice their stalking techniques?

I'm pretty sure it's both.




Because I want my teen to wear this.   

[Austere]

Another TSR-made swimsuit that seems physically impossible to actually get INTO. 

[CatOfWar]

I swear I've seen the adult version of that swimsuit in this thread, or maybe "more smutty than you".  Someone (Paden?) said they were supervillian costumes and came up with brilliant names for the models.  I seem to recall Umbrellahead (had a giant hat) and The Black Cameltoe (self-explanatory).  Maybe we can get Junior Villian League names for these two?

edit: Twas SnarkyShark who came up with the name here.  If you don't recall this, take a look, but not while drinking anything in front of the keyboard.

[dusdeedawn]

Cat: YES. My first thought was "Oh, hell, it's the Hipless Girl's sidekick." Leave it to Snarky to burn the image directly into the brain!

[rum nate]

*Anyone know how long Evi's been around?

I looked, but they make no mention of how long a member has been on the site, let alone how long they have been a SA or FA. But my guess would be maybe be in 2006, if not late '05.

But has anyone see then, evi has a little poll about pirates.

http://www.thesimsresource.com/artists/evi/polls/details/id/651/

[dusdeedawn]

Hmmm. This is not the first time she's touched on that theme. I wonder what she's got against pirates? That poll's really stupid, though. Everyone knows that pirates don't vanish, blind people can't be pirates because they can't secure the rigging, there's no such thing as Robin Hood, and she shouldn't knock rum because it's clearly the largest component to creating those poor, hideous kids she keeps putting those ghastly outfits on.

[ferncapel]

Well its not sure whether Robin Hood was real or not, theres as much for as against. Was the legend inspired by real life outlaws or was he a real historical figure with several names suggested and even a grave attached as possibly his. Theres a lot of folklore and legend mixed up with this one and no one has proved either way. But as he was supposedly born down the road from me id like to think yes! 

[SoggyFox]

I read a book about him that was written as if he were historical - not as much mythic as this saxon noble fighting the normans after they'd taken over - was pretty good, but I can't rmember any details on title/author.

And if my teen looked those [no matter what they were wearing], they'd be in a hospital.

[Bad_Girl]

I must congratulate Chaz on one thing, it's the first sim I've figured out before having to look it up.  I saw it and went holy cow it's the child of the Caveman and Britney Spears.  She (possibly he) has her eyes and that hair, aww the parents must be so proud.

EDIT: Wait...

That's supposed to be Britney.  SPEARS???  Well, I guess I take my comment back.  You managed to f*** up again... Chaz.

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BTW we should tell Miss Evi that mixing whore dressed child with sack dressed child = messed up children that need therapy.  My sim kids don't need therapy, ergo my sim kids would be better off running around nude than in a sexy dresses made from brown ugly potato sacks.

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Lastly I love those teen bathing suits.  i mean they're perfect for sim teens who have no hips.  No guy sims would dare be after those tom boys dressed in complicated bathing suits that could double as chastity belts.  By the time the guys managed to get them off, mom and dad would be home.  Again great suits.  going to pay lots of money for such fugly bathing suits, yeah.   (please note sarcasm in last paragraph).

I'm not even looking for them in booty.

[Austere]

By the time the guys managed to get them off, mom and dad would be home.

HAHA. 



Why am I paying for something that looks like a pocky gone wrong? (This is a floor lamp, btw.)

[BritneyBritofldw]

It looks like a french fry on a stick.

[Lady Vader]

A un-fried fry to make it worse. Also, when you actually turn it on, it probably looks like a un-fried rotten fry. Perhaps it was inspired after a diarrhea caused by such a delicacy 

[Dr House]

Agreed, it would be a perfect advertising for a sandwiches & fries stand

[rum nate]

It's also lopsided. And anyone else notice the cord in the back? Now I like putting light switches and stuff in my houses from time to time, but cords are just too much.