That first thing...yes, it looks a cauldron. A very badly made cauldron, by the way.
And that lamp...why, DOT? Why you have to put transparence in everything that has an interruptor? Oh God.
Okay, more crap:
EDIT: Just found evi's "christmas curtains".
It looks more like "christmas tacky bath curtains".
EDIT 2:
Pastel? Anything but. Looks like an egg.
EDIT 3 (i know!):
Oh. My. God. What. A. Crap.
EDIT 4(i promise, this is the last one):
(edited for better sense)