That first thing...yes, it looks a cauldron. A very badly made cauldron, by the way.
And that lamp...why, DOT? Why you have to put transparence in everything that has an interruptor? Oh God.
Okay, more crap:

EDIT: Just found evi's "christmas curtains".

It looks more like "christmas tacky bath curtains".
EDIT 2:

Pastel? Anything but. Looks like an egg.
EDIT 3 (i know!):

Oh. My. God. What. A. Crap.
EDIT 4(i promise, this is the last one):

(edited for better sense)