How much do we know about Pescado?

[jesserocket]

And I, I am up for anything. Get in Santa's good books, and sky's the limit.

[Pescado]

Pescado is no less than three people.  I read it in a book.

Those people are just jealous the voices speak to me and not them.

[BootStrapBill]

Hmm, let's see, what all have I picked up about the old bastard while hanging around the chat...

Pescado is old and has a long prehensile beard, eyebrows that periodically fall off and grow back in again, grey skin with a tendency to peel, no neck, a short stocky build, and a hairless scalp covered with horrible disfiguring scars.  Also, he wears a live cat named Cat as a hat and has a dog named Dog and another dog named Terrorist or Yappy Dog who is small, extremely hyper and (coincidentally) yappy.  He eats raw meat and cheese and consumes copious quantities of undiluted caffeine, never sleeps, possibly suffers from some form of vampirism as he hates sunlight, and has abnormally internal organs, including a liver that oozes some unidentified gooey black substance.  According to his doctor, he should be dead several times over.

He is the last surviving member of a family who bred for survival traits and didn't name their kids until they'd proven their worth by living to age 6.  He disapproves of sex (in part because he claims to have found nobody who could survive having sex with him,) stockpiles weapons and computer components in his Montana bunker, owns piles of gold in which he delights in wallowing, advocates draconian population control measures, and programs his individual Sims to have amusing traits such as exploding re-assemble-able heads and uncontrollable incontinence.  He enjoys whaling off the coast of Asia and trying to rig Google results to push his personalized insults for various MATY members to the top of the search results.

He runs a MUSH called KludgeMUSH, is convinced the world as we know it will end due to catastrophic oil shortages within the next decade, claims to have killed a large number of people and accomplished impressive feats of destructive hacking, and despite continually carrying on about spies and traitors, claims not to be paranoid because they really are out to get him.

I think that's the highlights.  XD

[jesserocket]

Hooray!!! I was looking forward to that, I must say...

He disapproves of sex (in part because he claims to have found nobody who could survive having sex with him,)

.......no. I just won't....say anything.

You also forgot that he pisses Drano!!!

[laylei]

Pescado is no less than three people.  I read it in a book.

Pescado is Legion? Or would that be Pescado ARE Legion? *ponders this*

[Quorneater]

Oh he got another dog, did he?  Sure he's not just trained one of the rats to yap?

[jesserocket]

Tis a yorkie, I believe, he was donated it cos it was too hyper...

[BootStrapBill]

Tis a yorkie, I believe, he was donated it cos it was too hyper...

Pomeranian, I think.

[lemmiwinks]

"Pescado ARE Legion?" I need another beer.

[torque]

Tis a yorkie, I believe, he was donated it cos it was too hyper...

Pomeranian, I think.

I want a pomeranian. *goes and sets up a sims 2 "donation" site*

[jesserocket]

He looks a lot like this dog, without the bow

....the dog, that is, not Pescado.

[PirateChic dahling]

That dog is adorable. With the tongue sticking out and the bows. D'aw.

[harlequingirls]

I bet that dog in its Pescado style wears a bone on its head instead of the bow.
And some industrial steel collar with spikes and stuff, more in weight than the dog itself

[Mac_in_Black]

Aren't those the kind of dogs you hear about people sitting on by "accident"?  :lol:

[Anouk]

Pescado is either deadly sexy or Michael Jackson.