MIKEY!!!

[Paden]

You're at the pirate forum now.
Rum is all we offer. And cookies.
*passes Mikey rum and cookies*

Quit making a mess now.  :lol:

throwing shit all over the place, what's wrong with you?

Rum?  Bah!  That's fer girls!  But cookies you say?  Got Milk???

You calling my dad, deceased, a veteran of World War 2 and the Korean Conflict, a former drill sergeant, father of seven living children and one killed while in the womb along with his first wife, a widower of 35 years, a girl? He taught me how to drink rum, so fuck you. And I'll have you know that you have insulted one of the cookie makers of this forum. NO COOKIES FOR YOU!! unless you apologize...

[MIKEY]

Not since the baby was about 6 months old, no.
But there might be some in the fridge. :wink:

Hmmm....
Like Milk.
Like Breasts.
No like Breast Milk.  Blechhy!

I'll take door #2, please.

edit:   :shock:   Door #2 being the fridge, for all you pervs out there...LOL

[MIKEY]

I entered this thread at the entirely wrong time.   :?

What would have been the 'right' time?

[yamikuronue]

I entered this thread at the entirely wrong time.   :?

What would have been the 'right' time?

that's a really fucking good question O.o

[MIKEY]

I entered this thread at the entirely wrong time.   :?

What would have been the 'right' time?

that's a really fucking good question O.o

C'mon?  The word 'breasts' doesn't offend y'all, does it?

[keirra]

C'mon?  The word 'breasts' doesn't offend y'all, does it?

Hell no!  We've been known to love Boobies!  :lol:

[AW]

And don't forget Gwen's penis

[MIKEY]

And don't forget Gwen's penis

Actually, I'm going to try to forget about Gwen's penis, but HALLELUJAH TO THE BOOBIES!!!

[Jaida]

Mikey another tradition we have is..


KITTEH!!!


This is you:

[MIKEY]

You calling my dad, deceased, a veteran of World War 2 and the Korean Conflict, a former drill sergeant, father of seven living children and one killed while in the womb along with his first wife, a widower of 35 years, a girl? He taught me how to drink rum, so fuck you. And I'll have you know that you have insulted one of the cookie makers of this forum. NO COOKIES FOR YOU!! unless you apologize...

Sennnnnsiiiiitive!  Whoa.  Girls can be tuff too, ya know!  But I apologize if I insulted yer Pa.  So UNfuck me!!!  And can I have some more cookies, please?  


Edit:  However...My deceased grandfather was in WW2 and Korea, had his tank all blowed up, a piece of it stuck in his arse for 15 yrs, and he called rum drinkers girls too... :lol:

[Jaida]

Meh, don't worry about her, she's usually like that.


Just find a lolcat here If you want to, but it's your thread  :wink:

[Ry]

I don't actually drink, so I pretend.  :lol:
You could just agree that it's rum, then in your own head, it can be whatever you want. This is, after all, the 'net.
 

 :lol:
And just to add...the milk comment, sorry if it offended anyone. I've been known to be a bit naughty at times.

[Jaida]

Kathy told me we can't have conversations about buubees without her there  

[AW]

Actually, Paden let you off easy.  She has a great way of telling it like it is.  

I have recommended in the past that we take some of her more "famous 'Now sit down and shut the fuck up' posts" and put them in a thread  - I even have a title, Paden's Popcorn Posts.

Rum is ok, I prefer tequila or vodka.  My husband just brought me a Mojita in fact.  It's actually really good.  If my posts start to slur, it's because he has plans for me and is plying me with fancy drinks.  :lol:

[Paden]

MIKEY, you need to recognize when I'm in a goofy mood, hon, you'll survive longer. Yeah, he taught me many things that proper girls in my day were not supposed to learn, put a hammer in my hand at the age of eighteen months then had to stop me from using it to bang on my sister Gwen's head for all the shit she'd done to me. I was saying one word as I moved towards her, "revenge!" That was for tying me to a tree with a rope around my neck cause she wanted a puppy instead of a baby sister. Boobies don't offend me, seeing as I fed both of my kids with my own. And, I'll discuss what I like and if boobies is the topic, boobies is the topic! Meh! But, Gwen's penis was a funny topic... That's the Gwen from the board, not the bitch sister. Although, I have wondered if my sister has one attatched, I wonder many things about her... Like if she has all of her marbles in a bag like I do or if she's been playing with them and losing the damn things again... And I do like beer as well as rum! But not around the kid, I don't do that.