Hahaha! It's not . I wish I looked that good in a skort . But thanks for the beauty tips, regardless .

Haha, it's funny cause it isn't. You can buy them if you want: http://www.skortman.com/skortmanmainpage.html ...

Somtimes..

I dream of Carla Niven...

And Ellen Degeneres...and judge judy... In compromising positions.

Then I wake up and think: "MY GOD I AM AN ATTRACTIVE... ERR WOMAN".

CARLA NIVEN IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD AND DONT YOU FORGET IT! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE BACK AND CHEST HAIR DOESN'T MAKE ME ANY LESS OF A WOMAN. I mean, just cause she does .

P.S. Are you the kind of man that wants more...,thats pretty sexy,.. Well you might like to try a skort.



You could look that good.

*cough*emo*cough*

ACHEM!

Thankyou for robbing other sites by *pirating* their sims.

Not because i want the content OR would steal things, but because i find this website so amusing.. MWAH! me love you long time.

Hey my lovelies.. i found the most sexy paysite to grace gods green earth.

http://malesims.us/

^^^^^^^ OH MY GOD.. 25 cents per item.. hey big spender.. i surrender.. i love their clothing with 'sims' and 25 cents attached to them .

That 5 second typing of the word sims in paint just sold me .

That is so damn hawt.

Why must you turn me on?

Okay lets continue the dirty talk:
Stain
Dirt
Salmonella
Under-cooked Beef
Carla Niven

YUMMY!

Now thats my kind of woman..Hairy, sexy ... oh my god ...

*wets self*..that is clearly her new hermaphrodital range .

We call her: "herm-aphrodite"

Hairy is the new non-hairy..

It's because he's emo .

You know i like it when you talk dirty .

Lizard let me explain babycakes..

They are ALL emo..

ALL OF THEM..

"Life is spiralling into a pit of doom,

Day 1: I stole my sisters tight black jeans an mascara, my god, i'm a sexy rebbelious hooker".

They are being non-conformists, stealing 'sims 2' items, and pretending they are tight black jeans.

Now its thats not a fabulicious theory.. i dont know what is.

I love you sexy pirates. You can board my *ship* anytime . Lizard, you can board more than my *ship*.. let me tell you.

OH CRAP I WET MYSELF AGAIN ARGH!!! Please don't leave lizard, come back.. PLEASE!!

OH MY GOD!! THAT IS SOOOOOOOO HOT...

LETS DO IT BABY.. right here, right now...

..

Hi, coming from the most sexy concerned citizen there ever was, since maybe Judge Judy [she was mighty concerned].. i have to say, YOU PEOPLE OUTTA BE ASHAMED.. I MEAN, i'm totally gorgeous and fabulistic, you on the other hand, your insult men named Carla Niven, what does that say about you?? Mmmhmm, oh yeah thats right i went there... I mean, just because he/she prices them like over-charged very*friendly*people [$2 a pop], doesn't give you the right to insult his crappy, crappy, CRAPPY stuff. HOW DARE YOU!!

.. but i love you.. more than i love chocolate, god i'm so conflicted.. I'm just like jenny from the block.. Only, i really dont care about paysites, and now i have alot..

BUT OH MY GOD.. YOU ARE THE MOST SEXIEST BUNCH OF CESSPOOLISHLY CORRUPTED PEOPLE..on the planet .

I hate to get all sentimental [sp?, yes, i'm quite the grammatical hussy]... but that is why i love you guys .. why do you love me?? I thought we needed to share more.. we dont talk enough, its sad.

Oooooo.. it's a conspiracy.

What if i am Lyriclee? By the way, that name is HOT! Lyriclee heeheeheediddlyhee..

I'm like lyriclee, only sexier.. but what if i am that person?

LOOK WOMAN!!

IF I HEAR THAT LANGUAGE FROM YOUR MOUTH ONE MORE TIME... I'LL, I'LL.. tell my mommy..