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196  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame on: 2008 July 11, 19:06:15
The funny thing is, unless you have spent every moment of your life in a town of 500 (which I seriously doubt), you probably have. In fact, even if you have spent every moment of your life in a town of 500, you probably have. Perhaps I am just better at spotting them than most people, 'cuz I be street, yo. They don't always wear skanky clothes, although that makes them a lot easier to recognize. They come in many disguises... *glances around nervously*

And yes, I leave the house, but only when I run out of alcohol, cigarettes and sugar-free Jell-O (gotta keep healthy, don'tcha know).

I live in Chicago, so I see them all the time. Not too frequently now in the exact area I live in (though just north of me there's plenty of drugged-out women trying to get money for their next fix on the same street they can buy the stuff on), but back when I used to live in Boys Town, you'd see lots of 'em, all hours of the day. There, the men in drag outnumbered the female whores 3 to 1.

I've lived a sheltered life in a comfortable to rich suburban community.  I didn't see a homeless person until I was like 15 and that happened when I was being driven through a city nearly an hour away from my home.

Prostitutes on COPS usually are in oversized t-shirts and shorts.  Quite a few of them seemed to have misplaced their shoes and stand around bare foot, which befuddles me.
197  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame on: 2008 July 11, 17:25:54
Have neither of you two seen COPS?  Prostitutes are out and about all hours of the day peddling their wares!  Tsk tsk.   Wink

Screw COPS, haven't you ever seen actual prostitutes? Or am I the only one with ho-dar?  Wink


You mean you leave the house?  No, I haven't seen them in person.
198  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame on: 2008 July 11, 17:09:49
It can't be everyday clothing cause the ho's only come out at night in the red light district...

Whore's sleep during the day, sweets. Remember, they booty it up all night.  Cheesy
Chicka Chicka Bow wow... Kiss

Have neither of you two seen COPS?  Prostitutes are out and about all hours of the day peddling their wares!  Tsk tsk.   Wink
199  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame on: 2008 July 10, 22:49:23
If whore clothing isn't every day then what category should it be under?   Cheesy  What is a whore supposed to wear every day then?
200  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Poor Atwat.... on: 2008 July 09, 04:10:19
I hate you guys sometimes.   Shocked  no, really, I do.   Kiss  Wink

Ah, does that mean you won't be joining us?  Cry  Wink

Yep.  I'm afraid I'm off the market goods.  I'm sorry you cannot partake in the deliciousness that is me.   Cheesy  *hands you a hankie to wipe away your tears*
201  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Poor Atwat.... on: 2008 July 09, 03:36:15
I hate you guys sometimes.   Shocked  no, really, I do.   Kiss  Wink
202  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Poor Atwat.... on: 2008 July 09, 00:52:02
Orgies and Atwats don't mix.   Wink   *points to the thread title*
203  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Poor Atwat.... on: 2008 July 08, 18:34:27
I think you are all taking this way too seriously.   Tongue

204  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Poor Atwat.... on: 2008 July 08, 02:57:55
Her teeth really do look brown!   Shocked
205  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Look at what I made and om nom nom it! (Post your creations pt. 2) on: 2008 July 07, 23:37:08
(purdy shirts)

Making shirts with HP's untucked mesh. I've only gotten started! Cheesy

I want them NOW!  Especially #2 and #5.  Cheesy
206  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: New paysite on: 2008 July 04, 15:52:56
It looks like Peggy found some old crap that she forgot to put on her site so now she's made a new paysite to rake in more monies with it.
207  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two. on: 2008 July 03, 02:09:03
Am I the only one thinking that the kleenex is there for.. other reasons?   Wink
Grin
No that crossed my mind too.

I'm glad!  I was afraid I was the only perv in the bunch.  Bless you, sir!   Kiss


I didn't see it until you pointed it out.  You have corrupted my mind even further than it was already!   Wink
208  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two. on: 2008 July 02, 20:19:23
Am I the only one thinking that the kleenex is there for.. other reasons?   Wink
209  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Official Survey: They're going to sell individual downloads!?WTF?! on: 2008 July 01, 19:32:45
Check this thread on MATY for new, user improved versions of the files.  You will need to read through the entire thread.
210  The Pirate Ship / ARR! / Re: Official Survey: They're going to sell individual downloads!?WTF?! on: 2008 June 30, 16:33:24
It's as bad as I thought it was going to be.  In the hair section alone, it would be $41 plus tax to get everything.

EA:  Taking every penny you have.
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