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[Bigtruckgirl]

When you speak to God, ask her can I have a bigger butt and bigger breastesses. I think she has my number blocked.

I thought I told you that you were our Nubian princess, there for God is not going to grant you a bigger booty, nor bigger  breastesses. Your number is not blocked, she/he is simply ignoring your dumb ass request.


SHEESH, who ever heard of a Nubian Princess with a big ol' booty.  :wink:

[RedLove]

When you speak to God, ask her can I have a bigger butt and bigger breastesses. I think she has my number blocked.

I thought I told you that you were our Nubian princess, there for God is not going to grant you a bigger booty, nor bigger  breastesses. Your number is not blocked, she/he is simply ignoring your dumb ass request.


SHEESH, who ever heard of a Nubian Princess with a big ol' booty.  :wink:

 :cry: So that's why I got all this! Cause Feverish never got her share. *sigh*

[Electricstatic]

I didn't get my share either. My sister got all of it.

o hai Redlove, haven't seen you in a while.

[Feverish]

When you speak to God, ask her can I have a bigger butt and bigger breastesses. I think she has my number blocked.

I thought I told you that you were our Nubian princess, there for God is not going to grant you a bigger booty, nor bigger  breastesses. Your number is not blocked, she/he is simply ignoring your dumb ass request.


SHEESH, who ever heard of a Nubian Princess with a big ol' booty.  :wink:

:sigh: Since I'm obviously not getting tits and ass :roll:, I guess I can settle for a tiara and some kind of death contraption for noobs.

[Duckie]

Shit, I'll join your cult if you get a working death contraption that targets idiot noobs and burninates all their stupid greeting and regurgitated "bright idea" threads at the same time.

[RedLove]

I've been hiding. Had to take a break I was starting to say "Arr!" Before sentences and "Where ye be" when trying to find my puppy. *flicks the duckie* I gots a contraption. It's called: "STFU STOOPIT NOOB ORS I'LL BEAT YA BRAINS OUT THROUGH THE COMPUTER. YUR! I'M AWESOME!"  :shock: Scares 'em off pretty quick.

[Electricstatic]

LOL.

Oh my, I read "contraption" as "contraception" .. Maybe the cult should hand out contraception to n00bs so they don't procreate? (And lol @ Firefox not putting n00b as a spelling error.)

[RedLove]

Nah. More like viruses. Procreating is ok because just because a n00b has a kid doesn't mean that kid will be just as n00bish. Now if we give them viruses then they can't spread there n00bish teachings to the sheep.

Yep. I thought this through.

[HideTheRum]

Shit, I'll join your cult if you get a working death contraption that targets idiot noobs and burninates all their stupid greeting and regurgitated "bright idea" threads at the same time.

Oh, but that would be the Motherfuckers', Duckie. It's getting bigger and bigger! I'd say join now but like most of us you too are probably already in, you motherfucker! :lol:

[Duckie]

Shit, I'll join your cult if you get a working death contraption that targets idiot noobs and burninates all their stupid greeting and regurgitated "bright idea" threads at the same time.

Oh, but that would be the Motherfuckers', Duckie. It's getting bigger and bigger! I'd say join now but like most of us you too are probably already in, you motherfucker! :lol:

I most certainly am not a motherfucker. My husband is, thank you very much.

[RedLove]

Oh my goodness. My virgin eyes!!!  :shock:

[Lhop]

You fucking motherfuckers - you are all a bunch of bitches - yes - even you reading this - you're a bitch.

I can't believe you called me a bitch - I'm a wife - and it's my wedding anniversary.

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, and I'm back!  Woot!
OMG, I'm not a wife, I'm a fiance, so if you wanna call me a bitch, it's fine as long as you're sure to call me THE bitch.  Anything else is unacceptable!

Shit, I'll join your cult if you get a working death contraption that targets idiot noobs and burninates all their stupid greeting and regurgitated "bright idea" threads at the same time.

Evilredduckie, you rule.  I heart you!
Also, thanks for simplifying things for me.  I think a simple STFU will suffice most of the time.  I just have a knack for using too many words.  Damn, I'm doing it again.   :shock:  :oops:

[Tchannie]

I've got all of you owned. Not only am I a bitch, it has been PRUVV'D!!!!!!!11111einzzweidrei I LOVE my CT.  

[chemistrycourtney]

You may wish to study this informative film on internet forum posting

 

That is quite possible one of the best films ever produced.  I take that advice to heart.  That exact same video is the first post on another forum that I post at.  (it's a tattoo forum, and has nothing to do with the sims2.) Although it scared the bejeezus out of me the first time it told me that posting in an existing thread is always better than starting a new one.  although, I guess that works, since I generally post pertinent information in an existing thread, and refuse to act 12.   it's where I learned how to post in a forum.  See how well I do?  I've not posted anything really ridiculous here (yet.) Thanks for putting it here.  Maybe this video should be the sticky.  Or some such nonsense.   Although, I'm beginning to think I'm the only n00b that actually reads stickies.  
Now that I've broken one of my own rules, and posted this comment before finishing reading the things that have already been said, I'm going to finish reading now, and hope that this post doesn't end up being too terribly stupid.   :oops:

[RedLove]

I've got all of you owned. Not only am I a bitch, it has been PRUVV'D!!!!!!!11111einzzweidrei I LOVE my CT.  

Not necessarily, We technically have you beat. We don't need Custom Titles to let people know we are bitches. They see us mention PMBD and they're like "OH NOES THEE BIZNITCHES IS HERESSS"   :lol:


I'm the nice one though.