We Get Letters - A Cautionary Tale

[MMEStalker]

I gain 5 pounds and I'm coming out of a 34d. I also notice my back aching sometimes.

I think boobs causing back ache probably also has something to do with the way the weight is distributed over your body, your height/weight and stuff like that. I've got 32DD boobs (and for a few days a month, 34E boobs) and I've never had back ache (except when I've done something that strains my back of course). I have a friend who has F cup breasts and one with double F cup breasts and they don't have problems either, but I know a girl with F cup breasts who has terrible back ache and her doctor has recommended that she get a reduction on the NHS. She's very tall and slim, and her doctor said her frame just wasn't capable of dealing with the weight of her breasts.

[Capucine]

I have a friend who has F cup breasts and one with double F cup breasts and they don't have problems either, but I know a girl with F cup breasts who has terrible back ache and her doctor has recommended that she get a reduction on the NHS.

I wonder if they do breast lifts on the NHS... 23 years old and I have the norks of an 80 year old. :cry:

[Tchannie]

I'm a bit pudgy (just a bit...*cough*) and I have reasonably big boobs, but if I didn't carry the extra baggage they'd be much smaller, which kinda sucks. My friend is skinny as hell and has really big boobs, which her boyfriend loves. :roll: I get backache but that's probably just my weight distribution and posture.

[MizzKitty]

36DD/F I think if my conversion is correct, here. I'm short and I'm not very thin and I do believe that most of my backpains are due to my boobs. Also, they get in the way sometimes.

But you know, I've never lost an argument with a male after they reached their current size...  :lol:

[Modo]

love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

- Well someone had to say it, 90% chance you won't get it it's just a internet meme.

I got it, but couldn't figure ut what it had to do with penii.

Some of us also read ED and the Goonboards, y'know.

People were talking about penises of doom so why not the penguin of DOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

[Paden]

I will gladly serve as a boob donor, I've had the damn things since I was nine! When I got preg at age 24, they were a nice perky B cup, which I loved... Then, they went to a D and stayed there ever fucking since! Don't like! Want reduction! Willing to give away to a good home!
As for ass, will donate that, too! I was one of those gals that didn't seem to have much, but what I had was wonderfully rounded. When I rode a bike, most guys knew who I was without looking at my face and it wasn't cause I slept around... Tiny round ass... Same as above, willing to donate to good home... I don't get much for back pains, the pain is to my self image and such... I look at pictures from that time period and realize that people weren't yanking my chain, I was pretty. Never believed them til now... But at the present time, I feel like a water buffalo with pierced ears... Anyhow!
As for the penis of doom, I plan on getting another one soon, without the dolphin this time, but in the same colour... Of course, a male friend of mine said he's going to get one of those "Clone a Willy" kits and make a replica of his for me as a gag late birthday gift... I won't complain, I always liked it way back when we were intimate like that! Wheeeeeeeee!

[mando]

I look at pictures from that time period and realize that people weren't yanking my chain, I was pretty. Never believed them til now... But at the present time, I feel like a water buffalo with pierced ears... Anyhow!

You probably look fine now, too. Do yourself a favour and never worry about it again! :lol: Trust me, you'll be better for it.

[Pescado]

36DD/F I think if my conversion is correct, here. I'm short and I'm not very thin and I do believe that most of my backpains are due to my boobs. Also, they get in the way sometimes.

You just need to figure out a way to beat people to death with them in melee combat.

But you know, I've never lost an argument with a male after they reached their current size...  :lol:

Doesn't work on me, nyah. I won't be impressed until I see you smother someone to death with them.

[mando]

Doesn't work on me, nyah. I won't be impressed until I see you smother someone to death with them.

Does a breast smothering count towards the "thumb death" count?

[HideTheRum]

*enters thread, grabs random boobies and ass and staggers away with treasure*

*oh, and passes rum*

[MizzKitty]

36DD/F I think if my conversion is correct, here. I'm short and I'm not very thin and I do believe that most of my backpains are due to my boobs. Also, they get in the way sometimes.

You just need to figure out a way to beat people to death with them in melee combat.

But you know, I've never lost an argument with a male after they reached their current size...  :lol:

Doesn't work on me, nyah. I won't be impressed until I see you smother someone to death with them.

Does a breast smothering count towards the "thumb death" count?

I want to know that too! That might seriously add to the number of ways I can do people in...  :lol:

[Broomhilda]

You could just lop them off and learn to shoot arrows.

I don't know about arrows, I like bullets better. (unless I'm in front of them)   :wink:

[lemmiwinks]

You could just lop them off and learn to shoot arrows.

I don't know about arrows, I like bullets better. (unless I'm in front of them)   :wink:

Bullets are much more efficient, but Pes is stuck in the future, after the apocalypse when bullets are no longer available. Hence his obsession with thumbs and other forms of manual killing.

[Broomhilda]

In that case, I'm going to have to practice boob smothering or I'm screwed!! :shock:

[lemmiwinks]

In that case, I'm going to have to practice boob smothering or I'm screwed!! :shock:

If I have to die, I cannot think of a more pleasant way to go...  :wink:
That which giveth life also taketh away life. Some kind of poetic justice in there.