Not paysite-related : Delphy lols.

[Apsalar]

What? I've been offline for barely 10 weeks and *all* this happens? Wow.
Drama drama drama!

10 weeks are alot in the cyber world, sweetie. :wink:  Arr!

[Hecubus]

Lorelei! Brava!

:::::bows before your awesomeness:::::

[lemmiwinks]

I absolutely love Lorelei. She has made similar posts at MATY, that others have tried to emulate, but have not come close to equaling. The "HAY U GUYZ, I CAN HAZ A FROGGIE!!" post comes to mind. A classic for the ages. Her use of language, wit, humor  and obvious empathy, (The entire purpose of those posts is to help the offender she is discussing) plus the lack of excessively cruel sarcasm are some of the most refreshing things I have seen on the Internet.

*Joins Lorelei's cult*

[Quinctia]

Wait, one more thing...I've been wondering about this for months...why do you have a username that reminds me constantly of ONIONS?  I keep waiting for you to pop up with a giant leek avatar or something!  (BTW, you want one?  I can totally make one for you!)

...damn my insatiable curiosity.    :?

[mando]

Wait, one more thing...I've been wondering about this for months...why do you have a username that reminds me constantly of ONIONS?  I keep waiting for you to pop up with a giant leek avatar or something!  (BTW, you want one?  I can totally make one for you!)

...damn my insatiable curiosity.    :?

If you're asking about Lemmiwinks' name then I'm guessing that you are not a South Park fan (at least that's where I'm assuming it's from). As for why it reminds you of onions, I guess that's matter between you and your psychologist  :lol: .

[Lorelei]

Aw, thanks, you guys.

I try to take a deep breath when I'm pissed off, to be honest.

Or "sleep on it".

I've been "sleeping on" a scathing reply to a certain poster at MATY who has popped up and name-checked me two or three times for failing to respond to his so-called "salient" points in several posts that were not so much salient as ill-informed and attacking of other posters.

He probably should avoid making another post in similar vein, however. I can haz a very pointy and sharp weaponreez (o hai! I fixed your spleen!), and I have been sharpening it more.

[Hecubus]

Lorelei, just offer him this:

[liegenschonheit]

Must resist the kitty of death!

So.fucking.cute. Arghh!

*snuggles Kitty

[HideTheRum]

Mando, Quinctia was talking about the - to put it in Lorelei's words -"tedious and completely irrelevant" Oniella :wink:

Yup, Lorelei's posts are amazing and funny and they always make you feel like YARRRR!! As in, best to be on her side :lol:

[mando]

Mando, Quinctia was talking about the - to put it in Lorelei's words -"tedious and completely irrelevant" Oniella :wink:

Oh! Ha, ha! I'm a goof, that does make way more sense. I thought that Quinctia was using some kind of bizarre rhyming between Lemmiwinks and leeks.
That, and I'd blocked Oniella out of my mind (seriously, posts by her were appearing to me as textless posts with pictures of kittens in them). But now I'm seeing them in their full glory, so...thanks...I guess...

Edit: Took out the bit about Lorelei who, while fabulous, had nothing to do with what I just wrote.

[lemmiwinks]

Must resist the kitty of death!

So.fucking.cute. Arghh!

*snuggles Kitty

No one can resist El Gatito Del Muerte!

[Aquamarine]

*Joins Lorelei's cult as well*

I wish I could make posts like that. Alas, I am a huge bitch and usually settle for something brief and ass-ramming.

[Quinctia]

Ha, yeah, I was talking about oniella.  I'm sure it's NOT anything having to do with onions, but that's all it continues to conjur up.  So I've got this image of a giant muppetish vegetable being behind all her posts, and...

...it's not helping her gain any dignity, I suppose.  Hehe.

[Paden]

What's this you tell me? I've been putting off joining a cult for the longest time and now you have posted something that has made my mind up as to where I am going to apply for membership! Lorelei has the Kitty of Death! I'm joining her cult, cause there is nothing more awesomely wicked and cute as the Kitty of Death, it kills in such an amusing mannyer! Yay, Lorelei!!

[Jaida]

You bunch of hijackers   :roll: