Just to cover bandwidth, eh?

[Tchannie]

lol German chatsex. I find this funnier because I've just been watching 'Allo 'Allo. ^^^^^

I can tell the difference between quorn and meat. It DOESN'T TASTE LIKE MEAT! However, if the two are mixed together I can't tell.

[Electricstatic]

What's 'Allo 'Allo? I think I want to see this.

[Tchannie]

It's a British comedy from the early 80s that had about 9 seasons. It's hilarious! It's set in France during WWII, and it has all these people talking in English with French accents, then there are the Germans who are all insane and speak weird French, the Brits who speak terribly RP and don't understand a word of French, and this British policeman who was only sent there because he speaks French (really REALLY crap French. "Good moaning!"). Combine this with a fat main character who owns a pub with an older wife who has waitresses crushing on him (he has affairs with all of them), a gay German soldier who keeps singing "I'm mad about the boy!" to him, a lady from the French Resistance who keeps saying, "Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once!" and his oblivious wife...it's HILARIOUS.
(I love the German soldier, Geering, who can't be bothered to salute Hitler, so he just goes, "Tler!" rather than say the whole phrase.)

http://www.phill.co.uk/comedy/allo/index.html
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0086659/

Germany is the only country that doesn't show it, but this year they're seeing if they may show it.

[pixelated]

I love german, it's perfect for yelling stuff.

ICH BIN GEIL, for example. Though I'm not sure you'd want to yell that, it might have weird consecuences.

[Electricstatic]

Omg I want to see that. I've been quoting "I'M MAD ABOUT THE BOY!" in my head and waiting for a chance to yell it. BITTORENT HERE I COME.

ETA: What does that mean, pixelated? I just learned how to say, "Mehr Vodka bitte!" (More vodka please!)  :lol:

[pixelated]

ETA: What does that mean, pixelated? I just learned how to say, "Mehr Vodka bitte!" (More vodka please!)  :lol:

As I remember it, "I'm horny". Me and the german who was teaching me these invaluable phrases were drunk though, so can't be 100% sure. :lol:

[OneEyedWillie]

yep I'm horny is correct LOL  Man is that so funny.  Also there's this really great song called Geile Zeit by Juli, but there it's slang for like cool, so a cool time  but interesting how it means both horny and cool

[Electricstatic]

I love it!

Today I learned: Ich bin ein Pirat! Arrr!
Is that right?  :lol:

[Marhis]

Sigh... the only german I know is the numbers and "keine gegenstende aus den fenster werfen" (and I'm not too sure about the spelling).

[Tchannie]

Omg I want to see that. I've been quoting "I'M MAD ABOUT THE BOY!" in my head and waiting for a chance to yell it. BITTORENT HERE I COME.

It's brilliant in so many ways! Gramps up there should watch it. It may fuel his sarcasm intake.

*sings* "Mad about the boy..."

[Bigtruckgirl]

Sigh... the only german I know is the numbers .

Ditto and I only know then to 12. I also do know    

kann ich kleine Gelt haben Bitte. (Can I have small change please)

and

Ich benötige ein Dutzend (I need a dozen)


I also know a small amount of words but add them into English when I am talking to our German friends. Like Feuchtigkeit (humidity), because we have a lot of that where I am. LOL

Maybe I need to go to a German sex chat, seems Electricstatic and pixelated are learnign much more interesting phrases than I am in my German book.  :lol:

[Electricstatic]

The sad thing is, it's not even supposed to be a sex chat.  :shock: It's on the ICQ website chats, under #german or sometimes #chatroom_german.

I don't even know German numbers, I just pick up random things from translators, my German friends, and this website.

I need to figure out why my speakers aren't working and go and watch that show! Goddamn I'm never going to get any work done on my papers for school.
 :lol:

[chlyn]

Alle Kunst ist umsunst wenn ein Engel auf das Zundloch brunzt.

(Skills are useless when an angel pisses in your musket.)

[Gwendolyne]

Alle Kunst ist umsunst wenn ein Engel auf das Zundloch brunzt.

(Skills are useless when an angel pisses in your musket.)

I have never in my life heard this one  :shock:
What a violation of language is this?

keine gegenstende aus den fenster werfen

Marhis, sounds like you did a trip on German trains?  

Go on with your German sex talk, maybe I can learn some new things in my mother tongue?   You never know when you need it  :roll: