Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[Lego My Eggo]

I just want to say thank you to this thread for being so friggin' entertaining that I spent my entire day at work reading it from start to finish. My coworkers were thankfully oblivious, however I think I may have hurt myself from attempting to quietly laugh at some of the things here. A couple of trips to the restroom were needed because I was about to explode at my desk.

Thinking back, this may not have been the best thing to read at work, but damnit, I have to do SOMETHING there to stay busy. Aside from actually working.

[calalily]

Thinking back, this may not have been the best thing to read at work, but damnit, I have to do SOMETHING there to stay busy. Aside from actually working.

And now we have a new slogan. Carla Niven - watching his failure is better than working.  

[Skadi]

Thank you for my new sig Cala. We should start marketing some of the lines you come up with.  

[AW]

Thinking back, this may not have been the best thing to read at work, but damnit, I have to do SOMETHING there to stay busy. Aside from actually working.

And now we have a new slogan. Carla Niven - watching his failure is better than working.  

OMFG...THAT was priceless!   :lol:

[dorquemada]

No, no, no. You're doing it wrong, guys. Your gals ain't of CN trademark fug, save the lips. Lips are okay. But the huge jaw must go, CN models have no such thing as a jaw at all. Eyes gotta go close to each other and get ridiculously slanted. And, of course, the most important detale - the nose, or rather the lack of it. Your models all have very prominent shnozzles, and it's a huge no-no for CN. Think more of a Politech,  just replace his slits with a teeny weeny snub thingy.

[naceygirl]

She's all I got.  Diadonna BulBitts.

[Lego My Eggo]

And now we have a new slogan. Carla Niven - watching his failure is better than working.  

Anything this bad is WAY better than doing what I'm actually paid to do at work! Speaking of work, I need to go in a few minutes... I'm wondering if I can find another thread here to preoccupy me all day, but I doubt anything can rival this.

[alia]

:lol:
This thread is full of lulz.

It's dead, though, so no necromancy, mmkay?

[calalily]

naceygirl - I did not think "Jesus fucking Christ" when I looked at that sim.  Where are the bright eyes I am so desirous of??!

You are failing at giving me eyes that are like staring into the sun.

So, I combed the crapalicious pay crap available to us all here, and found some for you slack bastards (cause I bet you've all been looking on freesites).

http://paysites.mustbedestroyed.org/booty/tsr/sim_man/

Check out the aquaeyes.jpg - this is bright - Carla Niven bright.

[Lego My Eggo]

:lol:
This thread is full of lulz.

It's dead, though, so no necromancy, mmkay?

Why, thank you alia! Now I can spend another day doing absolutely nothing and getting paid for it!

And don't worry, Lego is very anti-necromancy. I give you my word there will be no resurrections coming from me. *salute*

[Nina]

Omfg. I've been away for a while, yet still this topic lives.

We have hope. o_o

[dorquemada]

Carla's default model's (not Chuck's, the other one's) eyes remind me of really old Barcelonista's eyes, the bottom left ones. Set's named 'unnatural eyes', quite fitting CN's unnatural atrocities.

[AW]

:lol:
This thread is full of lulz.

It's dead, though, so no necromancy, mmkay?

Why, thank you alia! Now I can spend another day doing absolutely nothing and getting paid for it!

And don't worry, Lego is very anti-necromancy. I give you my word there will be no resurrections coming from me. *salute*

I think we are going to really like you.  You are awesome  

[RaiderGirl]

Dorquemada's comments got me thinking, and I've been playing around with my model LaShenda Jones. I remade her more in the mould of last years' CN models. She's got a nose job, and laser eyes and Bruno trout pout lipstick.

But I need some help. To me she looks like she's missing ... something. Any ideas, guys? :?

[Saraswati]

that's a no-brainer.. bright pink outfit and the boobs popping out.. That face is perfect.