Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[RedLove]

No such things as good zombies! It's a trick =] (if you were a mummy that would be so much cooler)

[RaiderGirl]

I'm a good mummy too. Ask my two year old. :wink:

[Elfen Lied]

I read the entire thread before. The Openass Jack one as well. I was very, VERY bored that day.  

[RaiderGirl]

Where *is* the open ass jack thread? I keep hearing about it, and I'm very, very curious.  Doing a search just throws up way to many threads...  :?

[Capucine]

Where *is* the open ass jack thread? I keep hearing about it, and I'm very, very curious.  Doing a search just throws up way to many threads...  :?

Yay, found it for you!
http://phorum.mustnotbenamed.com/viewtopic.php?t=45
Enjoy, but keep a bucket or something near you, just in case, y'know.

[Markus]

I tried searching, but couldn't find anything. Sorry if this has already been mentioned.
Apparently Carla Niven had a wedding. Very frightful pics too. CN appears to be wearing a doylie and her steroid ridden hubby has nothing on but a pair of board shorts.


He also looks a little like Chuck.


Here's the link by the way, make sure you have eye bleach handy.
http://www.palatialheights.com/Carla%20wedding/carla%20wedding.htm
Someone posted that disturbing fashion show up on Youtube. I suffered through dial up just to watch it.
*shudders*
You might be interested to know that in the description, it is billed as 'Andrew's first fashion show', so I guess Cardrew is a guy.

[RaiderGirl]

Yay, found it for you!
http://phorum.mustnotbenamed.com/viewtopic.php?t=45
Enjoy, but keep a bucket or something near you, just in case, y'know.

*passes rum to Capucine* Thanks!

[Spongity]

Cardrew just updated, and I looked. I've gone blind...
I'm not sure I could post the pictures here, though... let's just say she wasn't even trying to hide the boobies this time.
I'm scarred.
I can post this, though, I think:


On the site with her wedding pics, she has an entire "Carla Niven" bio too... I'd never seen that before. It's full of divorce, death, partying, and depression... who the hell writes that detailed of a bio for a sim?

[Capucine]

That picture does it, Spongity - I'm Adblocking the whole of that bloody site. Never again do I want to see that shit.

*Adblocks*

Ahhhhhhh. I feel cleansed.

[Spongity]

Will adblocking protect me from the horrors of Cardrew? Wow, I may need to switch to Firefox now...

[nerd]

MR. AND MRS. MOORE

Does this mean the site is changing its name to Carla Moore?  

[Capucine]

Will adblocking protect me from the horrors of Cardrew? Wow, I may need to switch to Firefox now...

Or you can go the whole hog and block the site through your hosts file; search the drive you've got Windows installed on for a file called 'hosts' (it doesn't have an extension) make a backup of it to be safe, and add these two lines to it:

120.0.0.1 carlaniven.com
120.0.0.1 www.carlaniven.com

You'll be greeted with a lovely soothing blank page whenever you go there now :lol:

I actually use the hosts file from here: http://someonewhocares.org/hosts/ with many many many icky sites - ad servers as well as shock sites - already blocked. It's brilliant.

[LolcatPirate]

Anyone else see the new undie update?
Ooooh-hoo-hoo.

For those of you who haven't, I'll describe it, as I refuse to post the picture here.

Some regular slutty thing, except it has nothing to cover the ginormous boobs and there are beads (?) around the boobs. Seriously, beads? I mean, on your bare skin, and made tight enough to actually make the whole thing stay on the body? Ouchies.

[Capucine]

*Capucine's brain refuses to register the description of the fugly*

...kittens, you say? Frolicking in a meadow on a Summer's day? How marvellous...

[Dachs or puppy-girl]

OK I had to go see for myself and come on. Do they think we are perves? I like my game to stay wholesome.