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She just wants smacking upside the head, so much smacking upside the head...
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migamoo
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I got up to about chapter 8 and decided to read the reviews. They were much better.
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I also love her threats not to update, unless she gets some good reviews...  |
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arr Harr Fiddledeedee,
Being a Pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want cos a Pirate is free!
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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migamoo
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liek guhz! I nid TIN god revuies ta udpide!
First, anyone who thinks that was good needs to be shot. And second, I feel like I lost 20 brain cells writing that.
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Solowren
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Wut choo talkin' 'bout, foo'?
That was the best chunk of crap I've ever read.
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quoth my brother-in-law:
"Boobs are way better than video games. I don't care what game or whose boobs."
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migamoo
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Good as a serious fic, not good as in hilarious. I thought it was hilarious but you have to take it as it is.
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Solowren
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Ah, gotcha. If I had read it as a serious fic, my retinas would have most likely fried from the over-exposure to the sheer dumbassery radiating from it.
However, as a parody, it is genius, even if it was unintentional.
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quoth my brother-in-law:
"Boobs are way better than video games. I don't care what game or whose boobs."
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migamoo
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It really wouldn't have been so bad if some of the clothing descriptions were left out and more attention was paid to spelling and grammar. I really started to lose it when "Draco put his thingie into my you-know-what."
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Solowren
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It really wouldn't have been so bad if some of the clothing descriptions were left out and more attention was paid to spelling and grammar. I really started to lose it when "Draco put his thingie into my you-know-what." I still laugh every time I read that. |
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quoth my brother-in-law:
"Boobs are way better than video games. I don't care what game or whose boobs."
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migamoo
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I read that was I literally went "WHAT?" You're not going to get into trouble if you actually use the words or even slang for the words.
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Ensign EO
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I remember when FF.net still had the NC-17 lemons and shit. I saw a fan fic where someone kidnapped Britney Spears and agonised for a bit about what type of and colour of dildo to use on her.
Strange stuff living there.
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Solowren
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Oh, trust me, ff.net still has them.
....Plenty of them.
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quoth my brother-in-law:
"Boobs are way better than video games. I don't care what game or whose boobs."
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Ensign EO
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I wouldn't doubt it--there's always new fangirls coming in when old fangirls ship out.  I haven't been there, or the sister site FP, in a while. Don't plan on going back either, except to read random stuff that's been linked like that nice little goffik fic... |
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migamoo
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I never really liked FF anyway. But then again, the fic I like to read isn't usually on there.
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Yaardarm Monkey
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I saw a fan fic where someone kidnapped Britney Spears and agonised for a bit about what type of and colour of dildo to use on her.
:shock: holy crap!!! :shock:
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