Carla Niven must be destroyed!

[naceygirl]

I was watching him tonight on the 7.30 Report and cracking up because of his weird long pauses.  Me and my brother were making jokes about him having a toke before going on camera.  "Do you want pizza Kerry?   I'm... I'm going to call for a pizza..."

See, Bob is only focused on green things, the rest is a bit more...sorry mate, I can't feel my fingers...

It's why I find him so endearing.  That and because he looks like an undertaker.

[natalie]

The meatslab dress reminds me vaguely of Eve from Parasite Eve... *shudders*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Aya_Eve.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasite_Eve_%28video_game%29

[deelink]

It is weird that Carla Niven turned into political talk about Australia didn't it?

I hate Carla Niven. I am sure her namesake Sim is a male sim she dressed in drag.

[Rmarques]

OMG THE MODEL IS BACK, MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!

And is it me, or the parts of the jacket that are supposed to be fur look like rocks? o___O

[Paden]

It's Chuck!!!!!! *runs like hell*

[SnarkyShark]

Paden, you about near killed me with that one.  I still loves ya, though.     :wink:

[Markus]

That fur does look like rocks. Even the dreadful 'CC' I made using Microsoft Paint after seeing a tutorial on the Exchange had better textures than some of CN's stuff.

[naceygirl]

She's used a short, coarse-haired texture on fur that's supposed to be long, luxuriant and fluffy.  This is why for the rocks.  

And that model - she really, really has a face like a pushed in chair!

[dorquemada]

Well, the recentedest picture is poor Alek Wek in what seems are concrete boots and cardboard blouse. Quite lulzworthy, I say.

Is it me or garbs on the other models look somewhat more abysmal than on Chuck? It's probably because Chuck's so dreadful that anything that's on him kinda fades into background.  :?

[Markus]

I really want to put Chuck in my game to see what the genetics are like.
I've even found the perfect match for her/him/it:

They shall have a daughter and she will be the new face of Carla Niven. muhahaha :twisted:

[Jess Maree]

I really want to put Chuck in my game to see what the genetics are like.
I've even found the perfect match for her/him/it:
<snip> insert red haired sim with big lips here <snip>
They shall have a daughter and she will be the new face of Carla Niven. muhahaha :twisted:

*Gasp* OMG! You could inspire Candrew could run a competition to discover the new face (read: sin against nature) of Carla Niven!! There will be mutants and crossdressers everywhere! :shock: My eyes! Where's that eye bleach?? :shock:

[alia]

Since Dorquemada mentioned them, I had to go to CN to see the cardboard top with concrete boots. Here they are for your pleasure...

 :shock:

Camel toe!
And the outfit even makes her look fat. See her waist?

Poor Alec.

[goodbye_sun]

Am I the only one who is reminded of pac man when I look at the collar on that top?

[blackmars]

^ Nope...lol...I am too. Now we just need an outfit that reminds us of power pellets and those ghosties.

[goodbye_sun]

That's a great idea, the ghosties can be a hat that covers the models heads...