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Given the current subject matter I wonder if anyone can help me. My ex-boyfriend used to say that he thought a great name for a band would be Johnny Abomination and the Graveyard Skullfuckers, When he first said it I thought it sounded familiar, but googling it didn't bring anything useful up. Does anyone know if it's from anything or am I crazy and it just came from the deranged mind of my ex?
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torque
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all I wanna do, wanna take your moneys!
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It's just having sex with someone's head. Whoever put in Urban Dictionary that the mouth doesn't count should probably notify everyone else.
It's like, instead of the person with the mouth doing the work, the guy is mostly just using their mouth hole. Or any other head hole.
The More You Know! *rainbow*
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lemmiwinks
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Another link that will never experience a click from my mouse. |
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Don't forget to use the "Thanks" button!
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torque
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all I wanna do, wanna take your moneys!
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Another link that will never experience a click from my mouse. As I see it. It's just porn. You know, the ones where the man is trying "to choke" the woman with his private member. Necrophiles probably don't drill holes in their victims heads. |
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misshate
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Johnny Abomination and the Graveyard Skullfuckers (...) Does anyone know if it's from anything or am I crazy and it just came from the deranged mind of my ex? No band comes to mind, but "skullfuckers" does sound fairly similar to "starfuckers" (inc). *shrug* Maybe that's why it sounded familiar? |
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MMEStalker
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No band comes to mind, but "skullfuckers" does sound fairly similar to "starfuckers" (inc). *shrug* Maybe that's why it sounded familiar?
Thanks, could be that, I've certainly listened to it enough for it to have seeped into my mind, but I should have been more clear before, I don't think it is a band, just that I'd heard the phrase before. I could very well be wrong or it could have been a single line on a TV show that hardly anyone watched, 10 years ago. Not much chance of me figuring it out really. Should I be worried that all this talk of skullfucking seems pretty normal to me? Do I need to find new friends? |
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PirateChic dahling
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I shared the skullfucking story with some of (what I thought) unsquickable friends. Turns out they're not unsquickable afterall  Just a little tougher than average! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/That's disturbing for different reasons. I can't believe I read the whole thing...! |
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Immy
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EEEK! That's probably the third time I've clicked that fanfiction link from various forums. And each time it gets increasingly disturbing to my poor, poor eyes. OMG F U R NUT GOFIK FUK OFZ!!111 KKTHXBAI! Oh yeah, it was kind of weird that s/he used badly spelled song titles for some of the chapters. |
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arr! I want the booby... I mean booty!
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misshate
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Oh my fucking god. I never saw this one.
Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade. he told me.(...)
Joel is so fucking hot. I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
And it's titled "My Immortal"?
Aaaaahaha, this is even better...
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!
It was
.Dumbledore!
Oh, SURELY you jest.
Thanks for the link. :D
eta; reading through this shit... That's a bait/troll/you name it. Still hilarious, though.
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Immy
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Aww!
What's happened to all of the genuinely stupid people?
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misshate
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They donate to rosesims, hurr hurr.
Seriously though, the fic itself has good spelling/formatting (for a suefic, anyway), the grammar is not that bad (it looks okay to me, at any rate... but I'm ESL and can be wrong), while the author's notes look like this:
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
Somebody helped with the spelling? Bullshit. Nobody with half a brain would touch this shit with a ten foot pole, much less stoop as low as to actually beta it.
Plus, Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way? Bitch, please.
I've seen a few deliberate suefics already, I bet that's just another one.
And most of all... GOOD CHARLOTTE?!
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Immy
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Of course Good Charlotte, we all know how gothic they are.  |
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PirateChic dahling
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"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It's pure gold! and later on she gives the excuse "He had a headache" (paraphrased, obviously, imagine it with bad spelling)
In later chapters the Divination teacher turns GOFIK and is referred to as "Professor Sodomize". That's my favourite bit...
Oh and the part where Dumbledore tells them to call him "Albert" for some reason...
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Solowren
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OH GOD I AM DYING WITH LAUGHTER. This, right here, is the shit. |
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quoth my brother-in-law:
"Boobs are way better than video games. I don't care what game or whose boobs."
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