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« Reply #60 on: 2006 November 07, 07:02:40 »
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Ummmmm, borrow a gun, go somplace quiet, put the barrell to your temple and pull the trigger. Please. That is the one your mother warned you about. Maybe a little harsh but EEEWWWWW!
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« Reply #61 on: 2006 November 07, 07:39:05 »
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I think I need a full frontal lobotomy to erase the memory of what I just read!  I don't give a rat's ass what he does in his private life but I sure as shit don't want to hear about it either.  What a fuckin loser.
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« Reply #62 on: 2006 November 07, 08:19:46 »
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You guys win. Maybe someone should point Miss Retail Sims to that blog so she can see how other paysite geniuses live *falls over laughing*
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« Reply #63 on: 2006 November 07, 10:53:58 »
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... Wow. That is some crazy shit right there.

It's not that he's a whore that's troubling - it's that he's not even an honest whore. To make it worse, he STILL sponges off of his mother!
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« Reply #64 on: 2006 November 07, 11:46:47 »
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AHHHHHHH GODDAMNIT.

I was worried about falling asleep at the keyboard before finishing this crap for school but I'm awake now. It's one thing to charge for Sims stuff to meet personal expenses but OH GOD.
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« Reply #65 on: 2006 November 07, 12:08:53 »
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Open House Jack is just a little too open. Time for him to close the legs and the mouth now. Ew. Ewewewewew.

Man, I never would have guessed he'd be into that sort of thing. For underwear, no less. Just bizarre...
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« Reply #66 on: 2006 November 07, 12:28:36 »
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Trust me, I've got the feeling these things are surreal but then you can almost smell the panty stench  :lol: Oh my god, I need to call my therapist.
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« Reply #67 on: 2006 November 07, 14:31:53 »
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Quote from: "BlueSoup"
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And I hope all the paysite-defenders out there read this shit and tell me still that all paysites are just doing it for the fucking bandwidth.


 I was one of those misguided fools, but after checking things out I realized what a bunch of lazy, money-grubbing, whiny shits most of these people are.  This little snippet of info just solidifies my opinion.  A dirty jockstrap?  What the fuck?  Oh, and remind me never to let my son use a Wal-Mart bathroom again.  *Gag*.
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« Reply #68 on: 2006 November 07, 14:40:57 »
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Quote from: "Renatus"
... Wow. That is some crazy shit right there.

It's not that he's a whore that's troubling - it's that he's not even an honest whore. To make it worse, he STILL sponges off of his mother!


He uses her Paypal account too. Wink

I like the one blog where his mother kind of half jokingly tries to see if she can get a cut of his Sims 2 money. Of course he doesn't give her any.  :lol:
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« Reply #69 on: 2006 November 07, 15:04:05 »
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Ah...he NEEDS the money...to buy towels.....
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« Reply #70 on: 2006 November 07, 15:28:18 »
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Oh my god, this is so fucking hilarious.

I'm taking my last breath because I can't FUCKING BREATH anymore!

HAhahahahahahahahahaa-GAK!

*Silence*
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« Reply #71 on: 2006 November 07, 19:03:32 »
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Ah...he NEEDS the money...to buy towels.....


No he doesn't. He could wipe it off in the fat guys hairy ass crack.
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« Reply #72 on: 2006 November 07, 19:09:28 »
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That has to be the weirdest shit I have ever read in my life!

Excuse me whilst I go bring up my dinner...
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« Reply #73 on: 2006 November 07, 19:19:58 »
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Quote from: sickpuppy
Ah...he NEEDS the money...to buy towels.....


No he doesn't. He could wipe it off in the fat guys hairy ass crack.


ROFLMAO!

Fat guy might like it too.....
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« Reply #74 on: 2006 November 07, 21:02:02 »
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LMAO that's sick.  :?
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