Carla Niven vs. Rat Productions

[jesserocket]

Oh my dear god. Only one of those models, I could even describe as 'pretty'...I WANNA ENTER! :D

[Noodles]

Now you all know that if you submit a "model" you better put her in one of the Maxis pirate outfits  :twisted:

[Baroness]

I'm a little confused about why she needs a body shot...

[graniaomalley]

I'm a little confused about why she needs a body shot...

No fat sims.

[Bleh Bleh]

I'm a little confused about why she needs a body shot...

Carla wants the body shot to see what custom clothing the model has so s/h/it can steal, and improve (read: sharpen to death) it.

Is it just me, or does every "model" in that contest look like a drag queen? Well, possibly except the one who looks half-alien, and really creeps me out? Actually, that was an insult to drag queens, who have never done me any harm, and are generally upright citizens, so let me rephrase that question. Is it just me, or does every "model" in that contest look like a carlew?

Also, why the hell is Carla's own model also in the contest? Wait, that was a stupid question, since all of those "models" are, in fact, s/h/its own work. I just don't know why s/h/it chose to include s/h/its best-known model, who s/h/it must think is gorgeous, but gives me nightmares with those weird-colored eyes. To make it more obvious that no one bothered to send s/h/it anything? Then again, why does s/h/it do anything s/h/it does?

[PirateChic dahling]

Wow, one of those drag queen/models is called "Lavette". They don't get more drag-queeny than that.

[Noodles]

OMG...how do you explain this?



or this?



or THIS?!



She has a serious thing for psycho eyes and super pointy cheekbones, creepy.  I didn't think anyone could make a Sim that ugly without intending it to be ugly as she does!

*edited because I hit submit too soon  :oops:

[zatanna]

Whoa that is ugly

[Baroness]

Ha, I'm glad you posted those pics Noodles.

I've been working away at a model/freak to enter, and I thought I pretty much had it finished. Now I realize I was waaaay too conservative to appeal to Mr/s Niven's refined sense of beauty.

[Soup Parrot]

She's got to have the maxis pirate suite on lol, that way cant steal skin...HMMMN maybe Im thinking of the first pirates of the carribean movie, when they went in their ancient ghost like look..How about Navetseu had teleased over at MTs2 the ghost skin effects. Anyone see that one. That be wicked model! Ok, they would reject the pirate ghost model, but thats what I was thinking to submit.

[Super_Pirate_Dude]

[sarcastic]Yay.... she is having a sale[/sarcasm]

NOW, we can get crap for FREE! YAAAAAY!

Bluesoup should add a Carla Niven folder in the booty, and when you click it, is says:

"Why the hell do you want this stuff? Are you drunk?"  :lol:

[Soup Parrot]

Hmmmm  who seriously wants to spend the money on that stuff for the booty?  :shock:

[zatanna]

I agree :lol:

[Super_Pirate_Dude]

Hmmmm  who seriously wants to spend the money on that stuff for the booty?  :shock:

Beck? Andrew? Hey wait....

[PirateChic dahling]

<-- the cheekbones on that...THING...frighten me. It looks like someone/something smacked its face in with a frying pan.

<-- clearly has a somewhat large, spikey stick up her arse but is attempting to put on a brave face for her adoring fans.

<-- The EYES, dear lord. Model comes with free demonic posession! Sign up now! Only $14.99!

It's a trainwreck...I just can't stop looking!