I am up way too late and with waaaaay too much rum. I was hoping Coconut would update before I passed out.
Anyway, I wanted to play, too. Here is my paltry offering. I couldn't think of anything witty in my current state. Thomass pisses me off so much.
I know anyone can look up that post to see who he is talking about, but I blurred the name and post number anyway. I just couldn't pass on the name info, that's too much like them.