Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.

[kenmtl]

Ok, that's it. I QUIT!!



 He's just taunting us now.

[Tabby]

  There really are no words for what I am feeling right now. Why would he do that? 

[Paleoanth]

oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god.

I literally sat here and said that.  She is one of my favorite actresses and now this is burned into my brain.  For all that even might be a little bit holy, please someone kill his computer. 

ETA: the more I stare at it in transfixed horror, the more it looks like Julia Roberts pasted on Audrey's body. 

[Paden]

That's what I was thinking, too! And I know exactly why he does it. He's a talentless hack who has a sadistic streak as long as the Golden Gate Bridge. Please, Ceiling Cat, strike his computer with the power surge of death!!

[glasscigarette]

Fuck. You. TSR.

Tomato, you're totally right. It looks like Julia Roberts. What the hell?

And now for my next contribution. I'm linking to the item rather than posting a pic because I was afraid that shrinking it might detract from its overall glory. Also, it's a free item, but it's on TSR so I feel that it's acceptable. Now, keep in mind that it's certainly far from the most horrible thing I've ever seen, at TSR or otherwise, but I submit it here to ask you all one simple, honest question: do some of those little girls appear to have...well..."packages" for lack of a better word? I gotta give the creator props for at least giving realism a shot, but the shading there seems a tad excessive.

Or maybe I just have a twisted, twisted mind. I dunno. You tell me.

[pickles]

Second from the end has nuts, but I see no peen. Wonder where she left it?

[glasscigarette]

Yep, that's the one that stood out to me, too. Glad I'm not the only one.

[fhat cat]

I found this lovely fugly number, made by Simal10. Simal has completely defaced the value and essense of the pirate/sailor! Must be destroyed..
I think the one farthest to the left look likes she has a camel toe. Gross.

[glasscigarette]

Well, it's definitely not supposed to be pirate, just nautical. Sadly, she didn't get that right, either. You're certainly right about it being fugly...

[missangelica]

Am I the only one thinking that the kleenex is there for.. other reasons?   

No that crossed my mind too.

I'm glad!  I was afraid I was the only perv in the bunch.  Bless you, sir!   

http://s51.photobucket.com/albums/f358/pyropixxy/?action=view&current=739292.jpg

I didn't see it until you pointed it out.  You have corrupted my mind even further than it was already!   

[fhat cat]

What sailor applies a liberal amount of eye-black and red lip stick?

[Paleoanth]

Ok, that's it. I QUIT!!


 He's just taunting us now.

Ken, who did this? I couldn't find it. 

[fhat cat]

I didn't see it until you pointed it out.  You have corrupted my mind even further than it was already!   

Ok, the bulge down south is bigger than the bulge where their boobs are supposed to be...

[glasscigarette]

Technically, since it's little girls, there shouldn't really be bulges in either place. 

And yes, I am very good at corrupting minds. It's kind of what I do.

[fhat cat]

glass. I can has rum please? I wanna fall asleep fast. And vikodin isn't working!