Your Ugliest Paysite Creation Find: Round Two.

[Darqstar]

This gave me such a chuckle, Darqstar! Particularly the 'You want it, you heat it' bit. That's so very accurate! I didn't have running water until I was nearly 16, and I cannot count the times I had to use melted snow for bath water. What a pain! Even using just plain old water is difficult, having to both haul it home, and then heat it - it usually took two people to lift the ginormo heating pot on and off the stove. And then there's those times you have to heat it on the wood stove! Oy. We preferred bathing on Sunday night so we'd be all clean for school. But when summer came we absolutely reveled in bathing in the swamp. It's just crazy. Actually, though, it's really, really amazing. I've noticed that every family without running water comes up with their own system for getting things done and every member of the family considers it completely normal, whereas others think it's completely nuts. I still miss my outhouse with the view, and of course I get teased about it mercilessly.

My aunts used to tell me stories of how they would team up to help each other get the water in.  They didn't have too far to go, there was a pump fairly close to the back door.  But they always used to fight to be the last person to bathe.  If you were first, you then got sweaty and dirty helping everyone else get their water in and wrestling to get it back out when it was done. 

Back on topic:

What IS it with TSR and freaky toilets? 

 
"Should I shit in this, or wash my hands?  I'm not sure!"


Yes, this will be comfortable to spend time on.  "Hey Ma, I found a use for all those boxes in the attic!"



A toilet for toddlers  with HUGE ASSES!

It's a good thing Sims run on codes that identify objects.  If they needed vision, most of them would be going in the bushes, because they'd never identify the toilet.

[SnarkyShark]

Maybe they've become so accustomed to shitting on other people that they've forgotten what an actual toilet looks like. Here's a little reminder - If you can get wedged in it, it's probably not an effective means of relieving yourself.

[dusdeedawn]

I thought that first one was a poorly done tool box until I read what you wrote!

[Dr House]

How lulzy: i recognized Sunair's shit before i read her name!
She's seriously obsessed with boxes, a shrink is badly needed.

[pinkyfriend]

Maybe they all just have big square asses 

[rum nate]

How lulzy: i recognized Sunair's shit before i read her name!
She's seriously obsessed with boxes, a shrink is badly needed.

Is her obsession with boxes worse than DOT's obsession with lamps?

The first one, I'm torn. It looks like a tool box, but then it also looks like a towel rack.
Second one, you need to hover to actually use it, otherwise you are going straight in.
Third one, I think I know what they were going for, but it still fails.

[Dr House]

Or worse that Evi's obsession with Kids fugly clothes? Or Stefan's obsession with photoshopped creepy sims? Or Atwat's obsession with Thoma$$?
Gosh T$R is a nuthouse!

[Alke]

I think I'll try writing an essay on how fucked up Chaz is based on his celebs.

(Yes, he's a personal squick. How can someone not recognize that they cannot understand faces??)

[rum nate]

Well the offical Sims 3 site went live a little bit ago, and with that the store went live. And while I know this content won't be hosted here, it still is pay crap. So here is the first ugliest pay crap post for The Sims 3.



This is a formal dress for young adults.

Looking at the store, there is some content(ok, a lot) that I like, but I always liked EA content. I got all the store stuff from MATY, and if they post this content there, I'll probably get most if not all of it. But I have to wonder about some things. Like under young adult males, there were some tops listed under both everyday and formal. If you buy one is it in both sections or just the section you bought. Its going to be interesting seeing how that works out. I'm going to add up the cost of all the content in there, see how much it will cost someone who wants every single bit.

Never mind. I need to know how the store works to figure out total cost because like all the tops that show up for young adult male also shows up for adult male. I'm kinda thinking you have to buy each top separate for young adult everyday, young adult formal, adult everyday, and adult formal.

[Scurvy Cat]

I've always felt that the toilet in Sunair's Hexagonal Bathroom (look it up, I'm banned at TheShittyResource) should have been used at Gitmo.  Imagine a toilet with eight pointy corners when you sit on it.

[SnarkyShark]

That dress looks like a bridesmaid's nightmare (provided the bride was going for a Victorian Go-Go theme).

[Paleoanth]

Most bridesmaid's dresses look like that to me.  Which is why, if I ever get married, I am having a costume wedding.  I am personally going in a gorilla suit.

[Paden]

That set me to laughing and wanting to see a gorilla in a veil while carrying a bouquet of red roses!

[Paleoanth]

Probably explains why I am not married.  Hard to find a guy willing to marry a woman in a gorilla suit.

[Paden]

Well, he could always wear a banana costume and you could make it a theme wedding, I suppose.