More Smutty Than You: TSR's Hall of Shame

[Devilfish]

I've got a whole bunch of "vintage" ads saved somewhere, just becaue people didn't believe me when I told them about that crap. Most of them are seriously sexist (and from the 50s, when it could still be argued that they didn't know any better). They are for real. I love how these things were possible just some years ago. Some other choice examples:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/cosmic_charly/36e9db0d.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/cosmic_charly/46ba1098.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/cosmic_charly/5f938177.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/cosmic_charly/8a2a2401.jpg

That last one is so wrong and sexist it's almost worth a laugh. 

But, on the bright side, never forget that you can train your pet woman.

[SoggyFox]

Well, if you keep women 'in their place' then you can get a way with that crap - thing is, women are still being trained to that sort of mindset to some extent.  theyre are just enough of us who rebel and refuse to stay there.

Case in point, my mom's hairdresser kept saying she didn't like how that 'uppity woman' had the nerve to run for president.  In some ways, the US is more sexist than predominately Muslim nations, like Indonesia, which has a woman president.

Sort of says something, doesn't it?

[Ry]

Good Grief.
Some of those are so bad I snorted, then my nose hurt as I was drinking soda..lol.

[Paden]

I know that some guys still believe in the "barefoot and pregnant" rule and actually try to enforce it. As a popular macro states, vagina is not clown car! And some women just lay there and take it, literally! gaaaaaaaaah! Power to the uppity women!

[calalily]

But, on the bright side, never forget that you can train your pet woman.

I wish to place an order for one of those pet women.  I could do with one to both stand as replacement for me (as I do not dust ever - let alone when my husband comes home) and one to greet me whenever I get home with coddling and cuddling.  I will keep her in a nice cupboard and all.

[Devilfish]

But, on the bright side, never forget that you can train your pet woman.

I wish to place an order for one of those pet women.  I could do with one to both stand as replacement for me (as I do not dust ever - let alone when my husband comes home) and one to greet me whenever I get home with coddling and cuddling.  I will keep her in a nice cupboard and all.

Cala, you do realise a pet woman is a big responsibility, right? They'll need regular walks, and food and medical bills can really pile up after a while. What if your pet woman breaks a leg and you have to have it put down? Don't just jump into these things. With the economy the way it is, I should hope more people stop and think about whether they have the time and means to invest in a pet woman. There's already tons of stray women roaming around without an owner in sight. I see them on the street every day and it breaks my heart. So please really think about it first!

[calalily]

Cala, you do realise a pet woman is a big responsibility, right? They'll need regular walks, and food and medical bills can really pile up after a while.

Walks - the kids can do that. Food - pfft - she'll stay trim, and medical bills - free medical care in Oz baby.

What if your pet woman breaks a leg and you have to have it put down?

Chuck it in the bin and buy a new one? 

Don't just jump into these things. With the economy the way it is, I would hope more people would stop and think about whether they have the time and means to invest in a pet woman. There's already ons of stray women roaming around, I see them on the street every day and it breaks my heart. So please really think about it first!

I'll give her to a charity or a shelter if I get tired of her.  Or a poor person who can't buy their own pet woman. 

[Mheyin]

I've got a whole bunch of "vintage" ads saved somewhere, just becaue people didn't believe me when I told them about that crap. Most of them are seriously sexist (and from the 50s, when it could still be argued that they didn't know any better). They are for real. I love how these things were possible just some years ago. Some other choice examples:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/cosmic_charly/36e9db0d.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/cosmic_charly/46ba1098.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/cosmic_charly/5f938177.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/cosmic_charly/8a2a2401.jpg

That last one is so wrong and sexist it's almost worth a laugh. 

But, on the bright side, never forget that you can train your pet woman.

The last one did make me giggle, especially the bullet point that read "be a little gay and a little more interesting for him." In this time period, being "a little gay" usually is "a little more interesting" for most guys. 

[Ry]

 
There went my coffee. Huzzah for the funniest post I've read today, Mheyin.

[Devilfish]

Glad to be indirectly responsible for all this beverage-snorting.

[heartless]

Lol! Nice ads, Devilfish. Every time I daydream about how cool the clothes were back in the 50s, I will remember those ads and rejoice that I live in present times. 
I can haz a pet vagina clown car, too?

[calalily]

I can haz a pet vagina clown car, too?

[heartless]

Oh my God!!!!!
All those kids look exactly the same only different heights!
I'm really scared now...

[calalily]

Oh my God!!!!!
All those kids look exactly the same only different heights!
I'm really scared now...

You get yourself a pet woman, and those children will be living in your house, assimilating you like Borg babushka dolls.

[heartless]

I don't think I'd be able to tell any of them apart.