Just a newbie's opinion.

[jefrir]

My aunt had a cat called Tits - he was named by an all-male group of students.
My mum lived with a cat who was called Cooking Fat when he was good...

[sickpuppy]

Are we still naming cats?

Ok. I have one named Smitty, after David Letterman's assistant Monty (you'd have to watch Letterman to get that.). She's 25lbs   She usually gets called fatty fatty boombalatty or fat ass. She's been on a diet forever. I worry about her heart and joints with all that weight on a small frame cat......

Then we have Danny, A Manx. Danny after Danny John Juels of the BBC Red Dwarf. Manx Syndrome aka Leaky Butt. Danny gets called Stinky, Leaky Butt, Mr. Poopy, Nasty Ass, Disgusto Dan, oh the list goes on and on.....

[anelca]

the cat sleeping next to me currently must think he is called "get off the fucking keyboard"
his name is actually jakey

[Bootylicious]

My cat fell behind the heater today, she's smoking right now lol.  :lol:

[Greenstraws]

My cat died.

I can be morbid at 12 : 30 at night, but I am not really in the mood to do so.

My friends cat's name is Fuzz Butt.  You know why?

His butt... is fuzzy.  Never would have guessed that would ya?

[alia]

Blame it on my brother. His second name is Viktor, so he wanted to name his kid Viktor Something or Something Viktor. Inspiration must have struck while he was re-reading a random X-Men comic. So my nephew is Viktor Creed.

I told them to name him Viktor Von Doom but no one listened to me.

Lol!

Having Viktor von Doom as a name would be so cool!

[Doursim]

My cats vet name is Fiona, but she's never answered to that in her life.. but if you call out "Chicken" she'll come running from any room in the house.  So her name is Chicken.  I've confused more than one non-native english speaker with references to her.

[yamikuronue]

In my weird family, we had a total of 4 cats and a dog. Guess which 2 pets I named:

Blackey
Bagel
Abigail (called Abby)
Joseph Mario Wade
Cynthia Princess

hint: Abigail's the dog. I named a pair of cats.

[idtaminger]

wentworth miller who seems to get most chicks' attention was called stinky in high school.

Yeah, but I got the impression that it was less a taunt and more a joke. So he still could've been a girl magnet and been called Stinky at the same time.

[Surelyfunke]

wentworth miller who seems to get most chicks' attention was called stinky in high school.

Yeah, but I got the impression that it was less a taunt and more a joke. So he still could've been a girl magnet and been called Stinky at the same time.

Y'know, kind of like how Pescado talks to girls he likes.

[Marhis]

Y'know, kind of like how Pescado talks to girls he likes.

Pescado likes someone? Shocking!  :shock:

[Got_Nerd]

My cats have been called:

Mycroft (Mikey, Mikey-kin, Mikey-Rofto, Grumble, Grumble-kin)
Sherlock (Sherry, Sher, Locky, Sherry-kin) (deceased)
Matt (Mattkin, Baby, Babykin, Mattki, Mattskin, Podgy, Plumpkin, Podge-kin)
Squeaker (Squeaky, Squeaks) (deceased)

Rabbits:
Eleri (Elly, Elly-bub, El, Bad bunny) (deceased)
Tommy (deceased)
Tuppence (Tupp, Tupski, Tuppkin, Bad bunny) (deceased)
Cookie (Bad bunny, Cookie-monster, Monster, Monstrous, Cooks, Cooksie)

See a pattern there?

My actual name is Philippa, and I've been called
Pippa
Pip
Pipski
Pipskin
Pipsqueak
Pippy
Skippy
Skip
Skippy Bush
Bush
Bushkin
Pigippa Phillyhorse (I have an extremely cruel mother)
Pippa-Kate
Pipistrelle (yes, as in bat)

[SlyVenom]

We have 3 cats.
Salem
Dante (Named after the character from clerks)
& Butterball

[Horseface]

Our current cat was named 'Orion', because I wanted him to be a mighty hunter. :?
It didn't work.
He gets called 'Babylings' by my wife, and 'Stupid cat', 'Idiot Cat', 'Silly Cat', and 'Dammit Cat!' by me