jesserocket
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Have one done just to be on the safe side. Have it filmed, put it on the internet, and make people pay to watch it. I think we have by now established that there are surely people out these who get off on that.
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arr Harr Fiddledeedee,
Being a Pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want cos a Pirate is free!
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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lemmiwinks
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Have one done just to be on the safe side. Have it filmed, put it on the internet, and make people pay to watch it. I think we have by now established that there are surely people out these who get off on that. It seems Rule 34 has no exceptions. |
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Don't forget to use the "Thanks" button!
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Aquamarine
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Are Oreos even edible to humans? :shock: Somewhat. The cream stuff is made of solid lard. If you buy knockoffs, however, that stuff is made with vegetable oil. |
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Benjamina
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Are Oreos even edible to humans? :shock: I believe they have a shelf life just shy of a Twinkie...so if you want to preserve yourself, I'd say heck yeah have several  *sends jesserocket proper packages of Oreos and scoffs at the thought of a paultry 4(!) cookies in one package. There ought to be a law against that!* |
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ll right. No more Ms. Nice Guy.
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Swashbuckler
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Are Oreos even edible to humans? :shock: I believe they have a shelf life just shy of a Twinkie...so if you want to preserve yourself, I'd say heck yeah have several Well if thats the case, then I'll live off beef jerky after the nuclear fallout sets in. It has a good shelf life but won't turn me into an obese diabetic that would be easy prey to the scavengers. Ofcourse by then it would probably be made from the two-headed cows that could survive in such an environment, but even that would be safer than eating an oreo or twinkie  |
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lemmiwinks
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Are Oreos even edible to humans? :shock: I believe they have a shelf life just shy of a Twinkie...so if you want to preserve yourself, I'd say heck yeah have several Well if thats the case, then I'll live off beef jerky after the nuclear fallout sets in. It has a good shelf life but won't turn me into an obese diabetic that would be easy prey to the scavengers. Ofcourse by then it would probably be made from the two-headed cows that could survive in such an environment, but even that would be safer than eating an oreo or twinkie God forbid Doritos or Pringles. |
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Pescado
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Actually, all those are good for you in the high-energy-burn environment of a post-apocalyptic world. Sugar is high in energy. The reason it's bad for you NOW is because you don't really use any energy. When your energy is being burned in a daily attempt to survive attacks by thugs and cannibals, you're going to need that high-energy food source. And don't think it won't happen, either. The world is due to run out of oil in about 10 years. Already, the final stages of the oil endgame are playing out as the US prepares to invade Iran to take their oil next. Modern society, which depends on the availability of cheap oil to function, will collapse into rioting and anarchy within the next 10 years. The end is near. So buy guns, hoard stuff, and move to a fortified bunker...just like me.
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Give a man a fire, and you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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So buy guns, hoard stuff, and move to a fortified bunker...just like me. Just don't expect to share his bunker. You'll likely be shot on sight and harvested for an alternative food source. :shock: |
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jesserocket
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What if I hid, REALLY well?
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arr Harr Fiddledeedee,
Being a Pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want cos a Pirate is free!
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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Solowren
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What if I hid, REALLY well? You would invite me along, and we would be post-apocalyptic world buddies? Because, you know, the buddy system will never die. |
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quoth my brother-in-law:
"Boobs are way better than video games. I don't care what game or whose boobs."
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minena
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You know, I should include an "obligated" in the form of "You are required to send this file to 10 other people or horrible things will happen to you. So-and-so sent this file to 10 other people and something cool happened. So-and-so didn't, and some horrible thing happened to him." Yay chain files~ |
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jesserocket
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What if I hid, REALLY well? You would invite me along, and we would be post-apocalyptic world buddies? Because, you know, the buddy system will never die. Totally. But only if you can hide really REALLY well. Pescado must never find us, nibbling away at his Oreo stash. |
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arr Harr Fiddledeedee,
Being a Pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want cos a Pirate is free!
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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discordkitty
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oniella? is that you?
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Ensign EO
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Oh wow, I think I would feel a mixture of anger and "I knew she was a liar" if Oniella were here.
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jesserocket
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Was I just accused of being Oniella? Or was she peeking?
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arr Harr Fiddledeedee,
Being a Pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want cos a Pirate is free!
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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