Pescado - Arrested?

[Paden]

Here I click on the link, expecting to see a painting of a pirate behind bars, and instead get the song "What Shall we do With a Drunken Sailor" as performed by the Irish Rovers set to clips from the Pirates of the Carribean movies. Great song, loved it since I was a kid in the seventies, but... but... but where is my fucking picture! I wanted to see the big bad old man behind bars and flipping her off... But, it's a great advertisement for us, and using such footage and terrific music, it almost sets my PMS at rest. Almost, I said. Almost. Doesn't do to let any of you get too complacent around me!

[Frank]

Here I click on the link, expecting to see a painting of a pirate behind bars, and instead get the song "What Shall we do With a Drunken Sailor" as performed by the Irish Rovers set to clips from the Pirates of the Carribean movies. Great song, loved it since I was a kid in the seventies, but... but... but where is my fucking picture! I wanted to see the big bad old man behind bars and flipping her off... But, it's a great advertisement for us, and using such footage and terrific music, it almost sets my PMS at rest. Almost, I said. Almost. Doesn't do to let any of you get too complacent around me!

Like my wife sez, PMS stands for Putting up with Men's Shit.....lol...

And that's why we men die before you ladies do......you either drive us to the grave, or we just want to get the hell away from you.........

[Paden]

Pass My Shotgun. Says it all. Along with many other things it could stand for, but that one is my favourite!

[AW]

I had Pardon My Shittiness.  Here is a funny story.  When I was much younger, I worked for a LTC at the Army ROTC at a local college campus.  He was gone to a Professor of Military Science Conf one week, so when I answered the phone and someone asked to speak to him, I told them "I'm sorry, the colonel is at a PMS Conference."  without even thinking.  Those of you with somewhat of a mil background will understand the anachronyn thing and military.  Yes, and the caller, female professor at the univ,  between boughts of laughter told me about my faux pas and asked if she could sign up for the next one.

[Pescado]

Pescado is a "beautiful Russian bride"?  :shock:

Well, I *AM* part Russian, but "beautiful" suspends way too much disbelief on too little wire.

Those of you with somewhat of a mil background will understand the anachronyn thing and military.

We do love our acronyms. I mean, heck, on a place I run, we regulars have so many acronyms that it is possible to hold an entire conversation without spelling out a single thing.

[Frank]

Pescado is a "beautiful Russian bride"?  :shock:

Well, I *AM* part Russian, but "beautiful" suspends way too much disbelief on too little wire.

Those of you with somewhat of a mil background will understand the anachronyn thing and military.

We do love our acronyms. I mean, heck, on a place I run, we regulars have so many acronyms that it is possible to hold an entire conversation without spelling out a single thing.

Speaking of russian brides, and a couple of my online pals have noticed this......why do alot of russian marriage sites feature women from wherever in the former USSR wearing god-awful, or fake looking as all hell, wigs?Maybe that damn Chernobyl plant fuck-up made their hair all fall out? One friend who has a russian wife said that alot of ladies o'er do that, because of fine hair, or limited personal care products..........that be a real shock........."Natasha, your blonde hair looks sexy like that"...."Oh,it not my hair.........YIKES

[Yaardarm Monkey]

maybe they are paysite wigs?



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